zipper t bunny's eggchain

[Ananas Dragon]

zipper is actually planning to replace all of our beautiful, supermodel-esque turnips with eggs. he told me via pigeon mail. get your pitchforks at the ready and prepare to fight for your turnips, boycott all eggs. DO NOT INVEST IN THE EGG CHAIN!!!!

 

[Seastar]

What if I prefer eggs?

 

[BetsySundrop]

zipper is actually planning to replace all of our beautiful, supermodel-esque turnips with eggs. he told me via pigeon mail. get your pitchforks at the ready and prepare to fight for your turnips, boycott all eggs. DO NOT INVEST IN THE EGG CHAIN!!!!
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OMG! It's almost easter!!
What if we're being set up for some truly dastardly ingeniously hidden eggs....

 

[Ananas Dragon]

What if I prefer eggs?

you get timekeeper'd /ij

OMG! It's almost easter!!
What if we're being set up for some truly dastardly ingeniously hidden eggs....

oh my god it'll be like a hidden react feature on ONE post

 

[xSuperMario64x]

*invests in the egg chain anyways*

 

[Ananas Dragon]

*invests in the egg chain anyways*

GASP... betraying satoshi

 

[xSuperMario64x]

GASP... betraying satoshi

satoshi has caused way too much emotional turnip damage to deserve my support

 

[Mars Adept]

This better not happen. No turnip NFTs. No egg NFTs. No NFTs AT ALL. I just want a NORMAL egg hunt.

I’m gonna give Jeremy a piece of me because I am FUMING.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

This better not happen. No turnip NFTs. No egg NFTs. No NFTs AT ALL. I just want a NORMAL egg hunt.

I’m gonna give Jeremy a piece of me because I am FUMING.

mars adept....... the enemy is zipper, we must preserve our turnipnation way of life i will defend the turnip nfts until my last breath

 

[Newbiemayor]

I just want a NORMAL egg hunt.

With the frizz?! No way!!

 

[Snek]

I will mine for eggs...as long as they're turnip eggs

 

[xSuperMario64x]

egg hunts can literally never be the same ever again, I can't wait for my easter NFTs

 

[Ananas Dragon]

i will not allow zipper to harm my beautiful turnip babies......

 

[Mars Adept]

mars adept....... the enemy is zipper, we must preserve our turnipnation way of life i will defend the turnip nfts until my last breath

NO HE ISN’T. You are all DELUSIONAL. Jeremy did this. He does not care about ANY of you and is only in it for the money.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

NO HE ISN’T. You are all DELUSIONAL. Jeremy did this. He does not care about ANY of you and is only in it for the money.

dude, you know this is the april fools joke, right? " delusional " is a bit much
money? no, it's about the turnips........ #savetheturnips. we should overthrow all who oppose the turnip reign

 

[BetsySundrop]

This better not happen. No turnip NFTs. No egg NFTs. No NFTs AT ALL. I just want a NORMAL egg hunt.

I’m gonna give Jeremy a piece of me because I am FUMING.

Ha! Normal is overrated.

But just in case there's a crazy
(*turnip/nft/btc/egg*)
math puzzle....just remember it goes from 1 directly to 3.... nothing in between.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

But just in case there's a crazy
(*turnip/nft/btc/egg*)
math puzzle....just remember it goes from 1 directly to 3.... nothing in between.

if I've learned anything from this event it's that there does not exist, and never has existed, a number between 1 and 3

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Some of us invested in the egg chain so long ago that it's too late for us

 

[Plainbluetees]

With the frizz?! No way!!

Aw, man!

 

[Mars Adept]

dude, you know this is the april fools joke, right? " delusional " is a bit much
money? no, it's about the turnips........ #savetheturnips. we should overthrow all who oppose the turnip reign

You say it’s just a joke. I say Poe’s law is in full effect here.