Coco vs. Roald - Villager Bracket March 2018 - Semifinals, Match 30

Which villager is better?


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When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to chat in animal crossing with this one villager. He is named Roald. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I talked to Roald, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Roald's dialogue and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I talked with Roald, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
 
this was very hard, but alright guys i am choosing coco. i am choosing coco to lose, come on roald, come o

i was about to get salty but then i kept on reading. you've just made my day
 
Reasons why YOU should vote for Coco:

1. She is a comedic Queen:
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2. She can write backwards?? A true queen?? And she also wants to be an astronaut. Best goal ever, follow in her footsteps?
3. If you like coconuts, boom
4. If you like gyroids, boom
5. She is also a motivational queen. Just read her quote in my signature, brought tears to me eyes
6. For all you complaining that Chief isn't unique, Coco is!!!

Thank you for reading and I hope I convinced you :)
 
this is why you should vote for coco:
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WHY ARE WE STILL HERE ......... JUST TO SUFFER ...... EVERY NIGHT ........ I CAN FEEL MY LEG ........ AND MY ARM .......... EVEN MY FINGERS ............ THE BODY IVE LOST ... THE COMRADES IVE LOST ... WONT STOP HURTING ....... ITS LIKE THEYRE ALL STILL THERE ........... YOU FEEL IT TOO ......... DONT YOU ................ IM GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
 
Booo, Coco! Roald is the only other villager in this bracket I care about other than Chief.
 
Just checking to make sure Roald is still doing good. I see it's 50/50.. COME ON ROALD!!!!!!!
 
Voting roald because best penguin and coco took down best cat :"(
 
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