Well, to be honest I gotta make write with abreviations because my english isnt too extended and I dont want to seem a jerk who thinks he can write perfectly in english, lol. While talking in spanish I do write properly, though
I understand you, like, it's just hard to make any mistake, even on purpose, the text is just too way well structured and you don't want to destroy the aesthetic it creates, right??
And for the age thing, idk, maaaybe its because you like bowie and since he was from the 90's... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯