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heyo <3

I really do feel like a huge butt, but I really need to move her out so I'm going to be putting Fauna back up for auction. I'm sorry!

Do you wage war?

I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU POOP GENERAL. Now I will just have to make you a private poop instead. You have hurt me. I thought we were going to have a civil union. :c </3

Hey there! Not to be a huge butt or anything, but how goes getting a town? Fauna's sort of holding up a line so I'd like to pass her on soon.

its a fun song to sing (even tho its a song im terribad at singing) but the writing of it annoys me

also frozen just overall makes me feel upset, like sick upset, esp elsa bc it reminds me of a person and I like think about that person way too much and ive sort of made that person elsa in my mind so when I see elsa or think about frozen Im like "ugh that person y" and I get upset

so I guess I have personal reasons for hating frozen too

the movie was just bad imo too but

personal shizwizz, yea

omg I want carrot godzilla pets

you wrote let it go..? im not going to say anything

I just need to let frozen go im h8in on it too much

can you cross a potato and a carrot for me and call them natatos in my honor

oh my god would corn and baby carrots just make little corns? oh my goodness //preserves baby corns and keeps them for ****ing ever

oompa loompa dobadeedo
ive got a perfect puzzle for you
oompa loompa dobadeedee
if you are wise you will listen to me

what do you get when youre orange as us?
short as a dwarf and wide as a bus?
what do you do to get hair as big as you?
3 bumpits and some hairspray, too
I dont like the look of it
oompa loompa doobadeeda
be just like snooki and you will somehow go far
and you will live in happiness too
like the snooki looki doobadeedoo
dobadeedo

im not a good songwriter tbch

Chrissy has pinged.
Not sure if you're online or not.
I'll try to hold on to her as long as I can.
The person who asked for her first on FB isn't online either so I guess whoever gets on first gets her?

my lab of professionals is currently working on calculating the formula for the perfect booty

***** I take constant selfies with a satellite

tbh I sort of just want to hide in your closet and eat carrots. I ate too many sweets yesterday and I want to be able to say im healthy u kno?? also I want to be as orange as my bae snookie bc carrots turn u orange I saw it on 9swag* and its absolutely true

orange is the most beautiful color to be

*for professionals

I never had the choice my parents would never take me laser tagging

o my god I am now in <area> ty can I like hide in ur closet and be fed table scraps or somethi ng after lasertag bc I dont really wanna go home rn lmao

professionals double post like at least a good solid 70% of the time

o qurl I wish I could join u

I havent played lasertag since I was like 7 wHICH IS ACTUALLY HALF KF WHAT I AM NOW

I HAVENT PLAYED LASERTAG FOR AN ENTIRE HALF OF MY LIFE, LONLON

gl kicking ass I am there with u in spirit

hmmmmm I would type up a fancy professional thing but I am just not feeling it rn im just so drained idk why and like I dont want you to think im ignoring you so hi how are you

o: an Aasterisk? you are above me idk what to say im all nervous now hoo **** im so sorry for falsley labeling the extent of your profession

//drags in some stuffed animals// ok these are my friends theyre all a/A+/* professionals bc I only associate with professionals of that variety

normal professionals are just too close to.. the unprofessionals, you know?

its nice to meet a fellow a+ professional like myself

/crawls in corner w/ u

hellya this is one fine-ass corner u got yourself here. do u mind if I invite a few friends to this radpad or?? like its pretty damn spacious for a corner like what is this. obtuse? so i would imagine you wouldnt mind

technically one corner in a room branches out all the way so the entire room is actually one big corner. COMPLETE FACT but u prob knew that as a fellow professional y/k

u need to store a lot of acorns or some **** in your cheeks first tho

and itll like. dissolve. and give you nutrients as you hibernate

right???? im a certified science by obama himself I know what im doing

can I join u in that corner and hibernate bc I havent been sleeping well lately

Ahh I'm not rushing you but have you found a town? If not, that's okay! I'll wait as long as you need ;w;

yes! c: thank you very much for asking~!

hi how was your stay in the corner

it was like literally a day long so it must be p comfy over there

THANK YOU DD <3333