I think I may have already showed this to you. But on the off chance that I havn't.
When I was eight, I didn't find a gateway to Narnia in my wardrobe
When I was eleven I didn't get a acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
When I was twelve I didn't go to camp half-blood
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty