Jessy, are you SURE you are capable of opening a door? Because all you seem to do is push it when it says pull, and you pull it when it says push.
Haha, good point on the jacket and the wallet.
Let the best gender win!
Depends on your context. What you're saying is true, but also when people say "cows go moo", which is rare, it is a form of sarcasm. For example:
Someone said, "This guy has a Kiwi accent!"
I said, "Cows go moo. Of course Sherlock! Not rocket science..."
I listened to it and it's hilarious. Any other songs you'd like to share?