i was talking to one of my jocks the other day and he was just like, "How fast can you run the 50 meter dash??" and the choices were 6 seconds, 12 seconds, or in between. So of course, i chose 6 seconds and he did that surprised emotion and then the bummed out one and he said, "i never knew i was in the presence of a speed demon." lmao i felt so bad yet it was funny