Oh geez this is awkward. Tons o' nonsense happened and I poofed.
1) PC died
2) Internet issues out the yaazo
3) 3DS borked
At least I got myself a fancy new expensive laptop, better Internet (kind of), and a new 3DS. Restarted my town (again, ugh) on Sept 1, gonna do the 1-year challenge.
tl;dr Hi, I died and disappeared but I'm alive again kind of, yay.