So I went out to get my lil bro from school, couple of 13 year olds came up to me and called me gay lmao.
But they were chavs so I literally got my Key from my pocket and put my finger in the keyring part and made it like it's like a pair of Knuckle supports (u kno, those gold bling bling things gangsters wear!?) and threatened to hurt em with it if they got any closer.
They ran off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯