Yes, contrary to popular belief I actually do have a working brain. However the meme is not "all these flavors and you chose to be salty", not "all these flavors and you choose to be salty". It's the same as posting a movie/book quote but changing the tense -- it's right, but it's wrong.
Also, I like how you just said that chose works when I was talking about your use of choose. Are you trolling?