A doctor tells a woman in labour that they've invented a new technology where all the birth pain goes to the father, and asks if her & her husband would want to try. They agreed to. They first started with only 25% of pain, and the husband felt nothing. Then 50%, still nothing. Then 100% and again, nothing. So then after they go home with the new baby, and they see their mailman dead on the ground infront of their home. lololol.