are you the Last Tree Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, or Future? and are you a ghost of the last artificial tree, or the last real tree? if real, are you a Douglas Fir Tree ghost, or a Frasier Fir tree ghost? or one of them balsams?
Hey man, you never returned my friendship request. I think you're really cool and stuff and think we could hang out, but I would prefer that you consented to my friendship. I'm pretty sure you have to say yes if you live in California, but if not I would like you to say yes anyway so we could get this friendship moped on the road and cause congestion.