Wisp

I heard ghosts taste like ice cream. Do you taste like vanilla or peppermint ice cream, Wisp? Just curious

Soul from Soul eater eats spirits all the time, you're gonna be like a full course meal for him

In shadows deep, I hear a sigh,
a haunting whisper drifting by.
It sends a chill through the night so clear,
a lingering cry that draws in near.

Sorry, but your favourite game got discontinued.

Theres a knocking at the door.
Its late and you dont expect anyone but decide to open anyway. When you open the hallway is empty and silent.
You close the door, as you turn around you can hear again the sound: *Knock-Knock*
Trying to ignore it, you go back to your room but the knocks get stronger.
Back at the door again, the knocks continue and you see a shadow from someone standing at the other side. Unsure of what to do, the knocks are getting louder but you no longer want to know whos behind the door.Overwhelmed, you step back and close your eyes. After a moment the knocks stops, everything is back to normal. But it doesnt take long, while walking away to try and calm down...
Theres a knocking at the door.

psssssttt... Wisp... Hey Wisp....
Somebody... Somewhere...
is...




Procrastinating on their Carnival entries!

Hey Wisp! You look really really dirty. Here! Let me clean you up with this vacuum I just happen to have on hand!

*Activates Mangekyo Sharingan*

Tsukuyomi!!

*air horn*

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*pulls up in van marked ‘FREE CANDY’*

Wisp! Something terrible happened!

Something weird happened today, Wisp!

I found a dog wearing a service vest wandering around looking lost and afraid. I called the number on the collar and spoke to an elderly woman. She said yes, she had a seeing eye dog, because she was blind.

When I said I'd I found her dog, she said I was mistaken because her dog was right next to her! She could hear his panting, and growling, and his long, sharp claws clicking as he followed her around. She could feel his fur and his big, sharp teeth! And he was drooling more than usual and smelled like he needed a bath. Then the phone disconnected!

I'll take care of her service dog. But Wisp, if her dog is with me, then what was following her around all day!

not being able to recreate the fart sound on a leather couch

The heat death of the universe!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Boo!!!

Boo who???

Don’t cry it’s only ME!!!!

A crying baby just wiped its BOOgies on you.

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ooooooooo Jeremy's handwriting oooooooooo

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