1000 things you can do with pears

[Sanrio]

throw a pear at someone and knock them out

 

[forestyne]

make pear-prints over the walls of the westboro baptist church

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

22-Use it as a box for an engagement ring(And the ring itself) because you're too cheap to buy one yourself

 

[Flare]

23. Give them to Beth.

 

[forestyne]

you could tie the stem and use it as the ring lmao
THIS IS SO GONNA GET DELETED CRI

24- use it as a sex toy

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

25-Make little pear guitars.

 

[forestyne]

26- cut them into roses

 

[B e t h a n y]

27 - hand them out to kids

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

28-Hand them out to old women

 

[Flare]

29. Sleep with them.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

30-Sleep with them~

 

[B e t h a n y]

28-Hand them out to old women

No one wants to give you pears

31 - carve them into a ride on lawn mower

 

[forestyne]

32- form a screamo band with them and call yourselves "the preaching pears"

"of mice and pears"
"sleeping with pears"
"pierce the pears"
"all time pears"
"suicide pears"

 

[Flare]

33. Draw a Penis on them

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

34-Make a pear suit.

 

[forestyne]

35- use them as a drum kit.

 

[Flare]

36. Carve them into Apples.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

37-Carve them into pear action figures.

 

[Flare]

38. Utilize them as weapons.

 

[forestyne]

39- grapefruit technique but with pears ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)