1000 Ways to Die

[tikitorch55]

a stuffed toy comes alive and eats u

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

146:
You tried out runescape because all your friends <3 it but the you got addicted and played for 4 days straight without leaving, died from exhaustion, and rotted away before your parents bothered to go in your room.

Nice one, Ace.

 

[The Sign Painter]

147. YOu had "the runs" and dehydrated.

 

[robo.samurai]

148.being over 9000

 

[Kyle]

Getting yo p-p-penisuh sucked to death.
It happened once though. The chances are high for real... about the same of the chances of this...

a stuffed toy comes alive and eats u

 

[kierraaa-]

149. Slip on a banana pill and land on ur neck

 

[Bacon Boy]

149. Slip on a banana pill and land on ur neck

That's actually proved almost impossible.

150. An atomic bomb that was manufactured in russia was being dropped on the US, but it was self-containing, so it would only explode into a certain range and accidentally, the plane crashed down and the bomb blew up.

 

[beehdaubs]

151. Slip on a neck and land on your banana peel.

 

[Bacon Boy]

151. Slip on a neck and land on your banana peel.

XD

 

[Pear]

152. Your computer is fitted with 1 terabyte of RAM, and it proceeds to attempt world domination. It delivers a shock through the mouse to your spinal cord, and you die.

 

[beehdaubs]

153. You're computer inserts 1 terabyte of RAM into you, and you die from the immediate process that follows.

 

[Pear]

153. You're computer inserts 1 terabyte of RAM into you, and you die from the immediate process that follows.

How does that work? Shove it down your throat? XD

 

[beehdaubs]

153. You're computer inserts 1 terabyte of RAM into you, and you die from the immediate process that follows.

How does that work? Shove it down your throat? XD

Try a little lower.

 

[Pear]

153. You're computer inserts 1 terabyte of RAM into you, and you die from the immediate process that follows.

How does that work? Shove it down your throat? XD

Try a little lower.

Ohhhh...
Ow...

 

[Bacon Boy]

154. You eat a computer.

 

[beehdaubs]

155. In Soviet Russia, Computer eats you.

 

[Pear]

156. You die of natural causes.
I'm so original.

 

[Bacon Boy]

157. You get seduced by a siren.

 

[Pear]

158. Venus fly trap thinks you're a fly.

 

[beehdaubs]

159. Alcohol Poisoning through unauthorized inserting of alcohol.