A Theory about Jetpack Joyride

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Jetpack Joyride, a fun and popular mobile game! You ride in a jetpack as your character (Barry Steakfries) murders everyone, and THING in sight. The game takes place in a lab, the lab is filled with laughable traps, pathetic (note to mention murderable) scientist, and no guards what so ever. What is this place? Aren't labs supposed to be well kept and guarded? The story aswell is based off the fact that Barry is bored with his life, and straight up inflitrates a lab. Not only does he kill, no MURDER countless scientist, he enjoys this. Like its a hobby. This game, although fun, is quite destructive once you realize what Barry does. Surely no human would be able to do such feats, except... if he was not human. Think about this, he can survive death itself, an impossible feat for any human. It all adds up really, Barry isn't human, he could possibly be a experiment, Barry could be tested on by the lab. He could be stuck in a lab, trapped in this illusion, this is the truth about Jetpack Joyride.
 
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