ACNH Villager Rankdown (#1 and #2 HAVE BEEN POSTED!)

Save: Sherb, Sylvana, Roald, Frita and Walker.

Cut: Tammi - Sorry Tammi but I despise monkey villagers ever since we got stuck with Shari and she just wouldn’t leave! The design of her eyes is creepy unchanged red and round. Her ringed tail is kinda cool and reminds me of lemurs but As the rest of her design doesn’t match it’s not enough to save her.

Moe- I toyed over saving Moe for a while but once again I concluded there were a whole raft of cats I preferred. Namely Punchy and Raymond. Once again the eyes seriously - THEY ARE HUGE! Those eyes take almost half of that cats head now that’s not normal. The buck teeth are cute but must be inhibiting what is already a difficult job getting enough food in that tiny disproportionate mouth to survive.

Ursula: Unpopular opinion but I just don’t get humanesque hair on animals! She’s a bear why would she have a neat little fringe! I just don’t get it. Plus she’s pink I mean bears are known for blending in their surroundings not sticking out like a sore thumb. She is fundamentally flawed. If she had been a cub I might have been marginally happier. I really don’t get how they can justify having both bears and cubs....

Megan- erm Megan please see above I mean purple! Where are you gonna hide? Some lavender bushes pretty much your only option. Megan is however much more easier on the eye with more natural hair. I would even go as far as to say I’d consider having her on my island as the token normal for a short while so that’s really the win here.

Anabelle: So I’ll go straight out there and say I like her resemblance to a pangolin. I like the plates design on her back and tail. I had Antonio as a starter so I guess I like them enough but I’m not sure that the anteater works as a peppy female design. All the best anteaters are clearly male.

I hope it’s cool to edit with images when I get home but thought it was best to get the cuts and saves up first!
 

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I hope it’s cool to edit with images when I get home but thought it was best to get the cuts and saves up first!
You’re good.

Here’s @WaileaNoRei list...
1. Elvis
2. Reneigh
3. Marshal
4. Hans
5. Agnes
6. Pietro
7. Jacob/Jakey
8. Roscoe
9. Raymond
10. Eloise
 
damn this could be a powerful round if Raymond, Pietro, and Marshal could all be cut!!!
 
I mean would you want to cause this face.... I have nothing to offer only my desperation as a fellow judge!
 

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The last set of villagers had nine that I like. This batch has seven.

I can already tell this round is not going to be fun. :P
 
Guys, I’m working on this, but it is honestly so tough. How did I, a person with no strong feelings about marshal and Raymond end up having to decide their fates?
 
You’re good.

Here’s @WaileaNoRei list...
1. Elvis
2. Reneigh
3. Marshal
4. Hans
5. Agnes
6. Pietro
7. Jacob/Jakey
8. Roscoe
9. Raymond
10. Eloise

Save: Agnes, Pietro, Reneigh, Roscoe, Eloise
Cut: Elvis, Marshal, Hans, Jacob, Raymond

no one asked, exactly, but this list didn’t have too many I have strong feelings about: Agnes is a top fave, Pietro gets love for being aggressively colorful and also a sheep. After that...I honestly did not have very strong feelings.

I am very very sorry. Please don’t kill me. I spent literal hours thinking about this.

Write ups:

Elvis: he’s pretty cool. I like his bushy eyebrows. He’s very grumpy looking, but he is a cranky, so it makes sense. Honestly, I have nothing against him. His house is epic. His regal dress is a little much for me, I don’t feel it fits with the island life, though I do get it (his Japanese name is King, after all). I actually like the lions all right, I think they look fairly cuddly. I just found that he looks a little too unfriendly. Maybe? I dunno, I’m really sad to see him go. This round was too mean.
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Hans: I know he ia a yeti, which is interesting, but I just can’t with him. I find something in his expression vaguely creepy, and since I already think the smugs have a high chance of coming off as creeps due to their weird flirty-ness and frequent use of the sheepishness reaction (or so it seems to me), I think I would not enjoy having him on my island.I also just am not a fan of the gorilla villagers. Poor gorillas, they really don’t get enough love. But unfortunately, I just don’t like them. I favor more roly poly, cuddly looking villagers and the gorillas just don’t do it for me.
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Jacob: again, I don’t dislike Jacob. He’s a pretty cute bird, and I like his colors. I think New Horizons (the only game I have experience with) does him a huge disservice, by putting him in the camp bomber, which doesn’t fit with him at all, imo, and by giving him a literal trash heap as a house. Poor guy! I’ve never had a bird village on my island and they are not my favorites, but on the other hand, his little green wingtips/ hands are very precious.

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Marshal : Sorry everyone. He’s cute enough, I like how tiny he is, and I his house is both cool and cozy. But on the negative side, he’s very colorless, which I find makes him kind of bland. He’s not even bright white, more like an almost grey or beige. he used to live on my husband’s island. He was fine, but it was not too hard to let him go once we got his picture. although Marshal is cute in the moment, I find him forgettable and he is easily eclipsed by smugs I like better such as Lopez and Graham (this was a very smug heavy list). I’m actually sorry to see him go, and I feel a bit bad about cutting him, since realistically I know he is much more popular than the villagers I am saving. But when it comes down to it he just didn’t make the cut

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Raymond: Again, very sorry. Please don’t find me and burn down my house. I had every intention of saving either marshal or Raymond, cause I feel weird cutting them both all by myself (maybe there will be some kind of ‘rescue’ option later on? But when it came down to us I just really didn’t want to cut Eloise or Roscoe, and Raymond was the one I could bear to cut, so out he goes. There’s a lot to like about Raymond, as many many people have discovered. I like his black ears and paws, and different colored eyes. His little fangs are cute too! But I don’t know why, but I don’t feel particularly moved by him, meaning I think objectively he is cute, but I don’t look at him and feel it. The only things I actually dislike about him are his weird melted ice cream hair, and his office house. The office cat theme is cute, but it also makes me sad to think of him having to live in such a boring, uncozy environment. I know I’m very much in the minority in not hating or loving him, but he’s pretty all right and I’m sorry to see him go.

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RIP Marshal, I knew taking away his fast pass would send him to the grave. Sad to see Jacob go as well (although I agree that NH making him live on a trash heap is terrible and I'd find it difficult to have him because of that, even though he looks cool). I also like Raymond, although he wouldn't have been in my top five for the group.

On the other hand, I'm glad to see a lot of villagers I like being saved, so at least I can take comfort in that.
 
Sad to see Marshal and Hans go, but I'm glad to see Roscoe made it through! It was sad when I had to take away his fast pass, and it would have been even worse to see him eliminated so soon after.
 
Save: Agnes, Pietro, Reneigh, Roscoe, Eloise
Cut: Elvis, Marshal, Hans, Jacob, Raymond
Sad to see Marshal and Raymond go, but I admire your bravery for eliminating them both in one post. 😀

So long buddy it’s been a crazy ride. Still love my beautiful business cat 💚View attachment 327526
I love him too! ❤️

I wanted to announce that I am looking for a replacement ranker. If anyone is interested please PM me!!!!! 😁
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Here is @Asarena list...
1. Gala
2. Maple
3. Kiki
4. Poncho
5. Roald
6. Yuka
7. Coco
8. Carmen
9. Bianca
10. Colton
 
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