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[bananaoracle]

nao, I hav 3

Why is my gum flavorless and boring and flavorful?

 

[IceZtar]

Because it likes cheese.

Why does Phyllis hate you so much?

 

[Rene]

because i got her number but never called back

why did IceZtar talking about Phyllis, does he have a little crush?

 

[Bacon Boy]

because i got her number but never called back

why did IceZtar talking about Phyllis, does he have a little crush?

no, the nazis for noses foundation stole her nose

What is the best thing to do in the morning after you eat?

 

[IceZtar]

Eat some more!

How can we make this guy watm again? :brrrr:

 

[bananaoracle]

By spelling warm correctly.

FLIBIRTZ TEH MARS BAR?

 

[Rene]

always

what did bananaoracle meant by

FLIBIRTZ TEH MARS BAR?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

Why does poop float?

 

[bananaoracle]

LAWL U DIDN'T ASK QUESTION

Because it just does.

Why is this soup so delicious?

 

[gerardo781]

Cause it's full of flavors.

Why are people addicted to things?

 

[Rene]

because it keeps you of the streets

why does he want to talk about addicting things/drugs?

 

[bananaoracle]

cuz he eats poo

NOM NOM NOM NOM?

 

[IceZtar]

NOM NOM NOM!

Why is a rainbow blue?

 

[Collin]

cause my pony PEED on it.
mai boh, i wonder whats for dinner?

 

[jordynlivesinfuntown]

mashed potatoesz nd T THEIR CANDY?

 

[muppetman]

my 8-ball says no

8-ball ftw?

 

[Rene]

lol, dream on ..

what's an 8 ball ?

 

[TigerCrossing]

A ball with a 6 on it.

Whats over there?

 

[Princess]

a pizza.
y did 7 8 9?

 

[Hub12]

a pizza.
y did 7 8 9?

....That was wrong. Ah....>W/e

Because he was yummy.


Why does a dog chase a cat?