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Ask Dad

Are you my dad, Dad?

Yes.

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Why don't you pay child support?

I pay with blood and sweat. But not tears. That's not manly.

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I closed it really fast. Loud.

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Are you a fan of horror towns?

I'm a fan of horror everything.

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What's father's day like for you?

See: Mayor Joseph's question.

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Are you mad because I never gave you a father's day gift?

You and all the others are gifts.
 
dad, I need to borrow the car to go meet Sarah and Jimmy and Kay for a double date. I'm not changing out of this mini skirt, so don't tell me to change I'm 18 years old gosh.

Oh, can I borrow the credit card?

//I'm not even sorry. I'm laughing your URL is the best.
 
You may do what you want to with your hair. Keep it or get rid of it. If you do not want to keep this hair, regularly shave it off with the proper and safe materials.

Like a steak knife.
 

Oh, can I borrow the credit card?

No but you can borrow the car to meet Jimmy Sarah and Kay and wear what you want. Just make sure you wear shirts and shoes or stores will kick you out. Dad has learned the hard way.
 
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