So my friends and I, lets say J, C, and W, are hanging eating some Taco Bell trying to find out what to do for the night. After a few minutes of brainstorming we just decided to go to a Hookah Bar in Ontario(city about 20 minutes away from where I live). We're there having a great time but it gets boring after awhile so we decided to leave. W was telling us the day before that he volunteer worked at a golf course. His job was passing out drinks and small talk with the golfers. He managed to smuggle about a dozen beers after all of the volunteer work was done. After this story, J proceeds to pull a sports bag out of his trunk to reveal the alcohol. The only issue was that it was warm, but that's nothing a bag of ice can't fix. So we go to the gas station and get some ice and throw it in the sports bag and find a nearby park to relax and take down the brews. We get through about one each until W discovers something on the ground of the park. W found a wallet on the ground. We all talked about how we we are firm believers in "Wallet Karma" so then we all agreed we should return the wallet to this kid. So C looks up the directions on his IPhone through the ID found in the wallet and it just happens to be a mere two minutes away from the park. We shove off and get there after a couple of twists and turns in the road. As we pulled up to the driveway, we saw these 3 dudes, at least late 30's/early 40's just hanging out, also partaking in the drinking of beer. W then asks if anyone of the older gentleman know "insert name of the kid who lost his wallet". One of the men, the biggest of the three, goes on to say, "Oh yeah, that's my <censored> son! Where did you find his wallet?" We told him it was at the park down the street. "That dumba$$ told me he was going to the movies so he asked me for money, but I figured he would be off to go buy some weed or something instead of being at the movies by himself bc he has no friends and there's no reason for him to be there like a pedophiler" he said. The dad was such an eccentric character we all can't help but laugh. The men invite us to come out of the car and pound a few with them. We do. They ask us what we were doing around their neck of the woods and we told em. They laughed, they pretty much laughed at anything we said bc they were so gone, but we had some lovely conversations with them about lifestyles, music, food, hobbies, etc. We were there for a good hour but then C had an emergency and we had to go home. I was kind of bummed because I wanted to see what went down when the son got home so I could put it on WurrlStar haha jk but yeah. We said our goodbyes to the fellas and then they proceeded to moon us. The whole thing was pretty surreal.