Ask Jitterbug- I mean Beardo

[Beardo]

This isn't an Ask Evvie thread, if you want to ask me how old I am, post there!
Ok, here's a genuine question!
How old are you?

12, thank you for asking.

 

[himeki]

When is your birthday?

 

[Beardo]

When is your birthday?

August 28th

 

[himeki]

Based on the fact you are twelve, you really should't be calling people 'Kiddo', as general life expectancy is 80, and you are a seventh of that, there are 6 sevenths above you, and that means the majority of people are older than you.
Also, how can you be a grammar Nazi when you are still learning correct grammar?

 

[Beardo]

Based on the fact you are twelve, you really should't be calling people 'Kiddo', as general life expectancy is 80, and you are a seventh of that, there are 6 sevenths above you, and that means the majority of people are older than you.
Also, how can you be a grammar Nazi when you are still learning correct grammar?

You really dislike being called "kiddo"!
Because I know a lot more than most people on the internet, or at least it seems that way. I'm pretty gifted when it comes to using spelling, contractions, punctuation, and all that other jazz.

 

[tumut]

Based on the fact you are twelve, you really should't be calling people 'Kiddo', as general life expectancy is 80, and you are a seventh of that, there are 6 sevenths above you, and that means the majority of people are older than you.
Also, how can you be a grammar Nazi when you are still learning correct grammar?

Lol are you seriously offended by her calling you kiddo? Relax.

Anyway who is your spirit animal?

 

[Beardo]

Anyway who is your spirit animal?

Gina Belle

 

[himeki]

I'm pretty gifted when it comes to contractions and all that jazz.

Reaaaally.
I think somebody has been busy.

 

[Beardo]

Reaaaally.
I think somebody has been busy.

Haha I don't know what that's supposed to mean, sweetie!

 

[himeki]

My point exactly.
Allow me to google that for you.

 

[Beardo]

My point exactly.
Allow me to google that for you.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)

There are two uses of the word "contraction". Nice try!

Look, if you're trying to get me pissed off, you're failing. Proving you wrong post after post is a lot of fun, and I've got plenty of free time to do it in.

Oh, and look! I used a contraction! You're, or you are! And I've, or I have.

 

[himeki]

Well, whatever. Besides, I have nothing better to do.
However, if you do not know what a contraction is, in the maternal form, then you are severely uninformed and need to ask your 'mommy'

 

[tamagotchi]

What happened to this ask thread

 

[Beardo]

Well, whatever. Besides, I have nothing better to do.
However, if you do not know what a contraction is, in the maternal form, then you are severely uninformed and need to ask your 'mommy'

I did. Anyways, I'm going to request to have this thread closed.

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What happened to this ask thread

People taking "drama" that had already ended from another thread and bringing it here. I'm closing it.

 

[himeki]

Kay, bye then

 

[Beardo]

Kay, bye then

Good lord, you're so smug!

Anyways, bye.

 

[Hyoshido]

Kay, bye then

But the party won't end if it doesn't get closed!!

 

[himeki]

Bye, 'twas fun whilst it lasted!

 

[Jamborenium]

Y,all ready for this?

/space jam theme plays/

 

[himeki]

What's space jam?