It was a dark and dreary Friday the 13th when I was selected from a group of elite initiates. The rain was pouring down and the thunder (not Thunder) rocked the building as we stood there in the announcement room shaking with anticipation. Suddenly the lights went out and Justin, thinking he was sly, got out one of those Twister (the game) spinners with everyones name on it and gave it a spin. He gave it three good spins. The lights came back on and he quickly concealed the spinner. He then walked up to the mic and announced my acceptance as a moderator. But now, thinking on it, I'm not sure if it was good luck or bad luck that got me here. The world may never know.