Bad day? Make someone smile!

[babysweatyknees]

Are you having a bad day? Did something go terribly amiss? Have no fear! Post something super hilarious that happened today or a dad joke to make someone who needs a good laugh feel better. Sarcasm is totally approved, because who doesn't love the feeling of being a little dead inside?

I'll start with my personal best story from my hilariously bad day: My coworker tripped over a rug before he left and emptied an entire mop bucket onto the ground. We had to use like 30 washcloths to clean it up and it was still not dry by the time I closed the store an hour later.

 

[Stackhouse]

I got up really early.
It was still dark, but I put food in the cats bowl, and sat on the sofa, and looked at the cat.

He didn't rush over to his dish like he usually does, so I started talking pretty loudly to him.
YO! GO AND EAT YOUR FREAKING BREAKFAST, MULDER!

He still didn't move.

The sun then rose a little higher and I saw that I had been talking to the box of pepsi max near the fridge the entire time.

The cat was still asleep on my bed.

 

[Midoriya]

I got up really early.
It was still dark, but I put food in the cats bowl, and sat on the sofa, and looked at the cat.

He didn't rush over to his dish like he usually does, so I started talking pretty loudly to him.
YO! GO AND EAT YOUR FREAKING BREAKFAST, MULDER!

He still didn't move.

The sun then rose a little higher and I saw that I had been talking to the box of pepsi max near the fridge the entire time.

The cat was still asleep on my bed.

LMAO, I don’t think the box of Pepsi max would be able to eat cat food, xD. This is golden 10/10

 

[babysweatyknees]

I got up really early.
It was still dark, but I put food in the cats bowl, and sat on the sofa, and looked at the cat.

He didn't rush over to his dish like he usually does, so I started talking pretty loudly to him.
YO! GO AND EAT YOUR FREAKING BREAKFAST, MULDER!

He still didn't move.

The sun then rose a little higher and I saw that I had been talking to the box of pepsi max near the fridge the entire time.

The cat was still asleep on my bed.

I would totally do this. I accidentally poured milk into a bowl when I was a kid and didn't realize it until I went to drink.