Best/Worst White Elephant Gift Exchange Ideas

[chet_manley]

Participating in an office White Elephant gift exchange. $20 limit.

Haven't done one of these in a while, but about six or seven years ago I packaged up a pet rat. The little carrier case with two days of food and the animal itself ran about $20, and I threw it in a gift bag with tissue paper on top.

The woman who got it screamed, but a guy in the office ended up trading for it and keeping it for years.

Needless to say, I need an idea that may (or may not) top that. Otherwise I'll just go with a bottle of Campari.

 

[Bcat]

*cracks knuckles*

An enema, some gas x, and a lighter,

I come from a line of champion gag gifters. try me

 

[rianne]

I know someone who got an anime girl mouse pad (so where your wrist is supported/rests on the padded part, it's her bust). There are also versions where it's the butt as the padded part. It's actually quite useful despite the image/design lol.

 

[StrayBluet]

I know someone who got an anime girl mouse pad (so where your wrist is supported/rests on the padded part, it's her bust). There are also versions where it's the butt as the padded part. It's actually quite useful despite the image/design lol.

I saw one where it was a buff male character and it was his pecs.

 

[rianne]

I saw one where it was a buff male character and it was his pecs.

I haven't seen that one but now I'm curious. xD Equal opportunity at least.

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Well my curiosity has been cured. Thnx to ZeldaJune for letting me know.

 

[LambdaDelta]

I know someone who got an anime girl mouse pad (so where your wrist is supported/rests on the padded part, it's her bust). There are also versions where it's the butt as the padded part. It's actually quite useful despite the image/design lol.

you can say the cushiony part are the boobs. we've all seen the tiddypads

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I saw one where it was a buff male character and it was his pecs.

and to round it out, there's male ass mousepads too

and just all other sorts of things in and out, as you can imagine

 

[chet_manley]

Okay, so that's one...two...three...too many ideas for the silly mouse pad. Looks like we can let this topic die here.

 

[Chipl95]

Participating in an office White Elephant gift exchange. $20 limit.

Haven't done one of these in a while, but about six or seven years ago I packaged up a pet rat. The little carrier case with two days of food and the animal itself ran about $20, and I threw it in a gift bag with tissue paper on top.

The woman who got it screamed, but a guy in the office ended up trading for it and keeping it for years.

Needless to say, I need an idea that may (or may not) top that. Otherwise I'll just go with a bottle of Campari.

I would love to recieve a pet rat as a gift! I would just need to hope that my cat wouldn't think I brought him dinner.

 

[Mr. Cat]

The rat thing is hilarious, but that is actually what I would want to get at one of these things! I have been thinking about buying a pet rat for myself for Christmas and not telling anyone that I bought it myself, lol. My partner keeps saying no every time I ask if I can get one (I used to have them when I was younger), so...

 

[Reyrey]

One year I got a smartphone helicopter fan. Thank you, I really need one of these to cool me down even more this winter! Brrr..

 

[goro]

20 dollars worth of those little monster finger puppet things.

other ideas of this kind include worm on a strings, those miniature soda can collectibles, those sponge capsule toys you put in water and they turn into dinosaur shapes, and wind up teeth