Bacon Boy
Zelda Informer Podcaster
12:30 a.m. Bobville Square Redville Square
*Nook falls to ground.*
Nook: You're a worthy adversary, Red.
Red: As are you, but now you die!
*Red holds swords up to Nook's neck.*
???: HIYA!
Red: What the?
<big>NEWCOMERS: TIMMY AND TOMMY</big>
Timmy: We won't let you hurt...
Tommy: Our Uncle Nook!
*Tommy takes out shurekin and throws it at Red's sword. Sword flies out of Red's hand and into Timmy's.*
Red: Ow! My sword!
Timmy: Now, let go of the town!
Red: Mwuahahaha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA! MWUAHAHAHA!
Everyone: Huh?
Red: You can't win! *takes out gas bomb and throws it at the Nooks*
Nook: Nephews, back to the Nook Cave!
Both: Yes, *cough* yes sir!
12:40 a.m. At The Roost Redbucks
Brewster: Welcome to Redbucks, we have coffee you can't get anywhere else! Ugh.
Bacon Boy: 10,000 bells for a cup of coffee? That's insane!
VantagE to both: I have an AR, don't worry. *Clicks infinite bells.*
Zephent: Hey, you misspelled my name last time! Oh, yea, okay. I'll have a decaf moca latee.
Bacon Boy: He'd like a decaf moca latee.
Brewster: ... Coffee?
Zephent: Sure. (Fine)
VantagE: We have to stop Red!
Bacon Boy: But how?
Zephent: I only know one guy who can help us, he lives at The Bell Tree...
Bacon Boy: Have you lost your mind? The journey there is long and perilous! We'll never make it there in time!
VantagE: Could we use the...
Bacon Boy: Not right now, we're trying to think of a fast, safe was to get there.
VantagE: What about my AR? The bullet speed.
Zephent: Are you kidding man? That's suicide.
VantagE: It's the only way.
1:00 a.m. The Bobville Gate Redville Gate
???: Hey.
Booker: A talking human! Arrest her!
???: It's me, Chevre. One long trip down to the city, one long makeover, and I'm a human!
1:10:43 a.m. The Bobville Square Redville Square
Chevre: I'm back!
Red: Woah. Chevre?
Chevre: Long story.
Red: Well this is great, no more pretending I'm Red anymore.
Chevre: Huh?
*??? Rips off Red Suit*
Villagers: *GASP*
???: It is I! Storm Commander!
Bob: I've heard stories about this dude, he took over The Bell Tree some time ago, along long with some guy named Bulairace?
Rover: Uh no. You got the name wrong, it's-
Bob: I don't care who it was, this was then, and this is now!
12:30 p.m. The Bell Tree
???: What's that?
???: What?
???: Over there!
???: Hey that's!-
Bacon Boy: OCM!!!
OCM: What the-
Zephent: We have a problem.
*All three jump and land over the town gate*
???: It's-
VantagE: We don't have time for this DarkGohan! Bobville's in danger!
DG: What do we care? It's not our town, thats what you guys are for.
Bacon Boy: It's Stormcommander.
VantagE: Yea, it's Red he- STORMCOMMANDER?
*OCM turns around*
*Bacon Boy places hand on OCM's shoulder in comfort*
Bacon Boy: We have to get rid of him. It
*Nook falls to ground.*
Nook: You're a worthy adversary, Red.
Red: As are you, but now you die!
*Red holds swords up to Nook's neck.*
???: HIYA!
Red: What the?
<big>NEWCOMERS: TIMMY AND TOMMY</big>
Timmy: We won't let you hurt...
Tommy: Our Uncle Nook!
*Tommy takes out shurekin and throws it at Red's sword. Sword flies out of Red's hand and into Timmy's.*
Red: Ow! My sword!
Timmy: Now, let go of the town!
Red: Mwuahahaha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA! MWUAHAHAHA!
Everyone: Huh?
Red: You can't win! *takes out gas bomb and throws it at the Nooks*
Nook: Nephews, back to the Nook Cave!
Both: Yes, *cough* yes sir!
12:40 a.m. At The Roost Redbucks
Brewster: Welcome to Redbucks, we have coffee you can't get anywhere else! Ugh.
Bacon Boy: 10,000 bells for a cup of coffee? That's insane!
VantagE to both: I have an AR, don't worry. *Clicks infinite bells.*
Zephent: Hey, you misspelled my name last time! Oh, yea, okay. I'll have a decaf moca latee.
Bacon Boy: He'd like a decaf moca latee.
Brewster: ... Coffee?
Zephent: Sure. (Fine)
VantagE: We have to stop Red!
Bacon Boy: But how?
Zephent: I only know one guy who can help us, he lives at The Bell Tree...
Bacon Boy: Have you lost your mind? The journey there is long and perilous! We'll never make it there in time!
VantagE: Could we use the...
Bacon Boy: Not right now, we're trying to think of a fast, safe was to get there.
VantagE: What about my AR? The bullet speed.
Zephent: Are you kidding man? That's suicide.
VantagE: It's the only way.
1:00 a.m. The Bobville Gate Redville Gate
???: Hey.
Booker: A talking human! Arrest her!
???: It's me, Chevre. One long trip down to the city, one long makeover, and I'm a human!
1:10:43 a.m. The Bobville Square Redville Square
Chevre: I'm back!
Red: Woah. Chevre?
Chevre: Long story.
Red: Well this is great, no more pretending I'm Red anymore.
Chevre: Huh?
*??? Rips off Red Suit*
Villagers: *GASP*
???: It is I! Storm Commander!
Bob: I've heard stories about this dude, he took over The Bell Tree some time ago, along long with some guy named Bulairace?
Rover: Uh no. You got the name wrong, it's-
Bob: I don't care who it was, this was then, and this is now!
12:30 p.m. The Bell Tree
???: What's that?
???: What?
???: Over there!
???: Hey that's!-
Bacon Boy: OCM!!!
OCM: What the-
Zephent: We have a problem.
*All three jump and land over the town gate*
???: It's-
VantagE: We don't have time for this DarkGohan! Bobville's in danger!
DG: What do we care? It's not our town, thats what you guys are for.
Bacon Boy: It's Stormcommander.
VantagE: Yea, it's Red he- STORMCOMMANDER?
*OCM turns around*
*Bacon Boy places hand on OCM's shoulder in comfort*
Bacon Boy: We have to get rid of him. It
