Boys vs. Girls

[Nouris]

543

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy

 

[Mayaa]

546

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

 

[FireNinja1]

545

 

[Nouris]

548

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference

 

[Mayaa]

551

This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

 

[FireNinja1]

550

 

[Nouris]

553

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

 

[heichou]

556

you pigs! your puns are all so BOARing

 

[FireNinja1]

555

 

[heichou]

558

buzz off! you're beeing so annoying, you're bugging me

 

[Nouris]

561

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation


IM SORRY BUT THAT IS HILARIOUS

 

[FireNinja1]

560

 

[Nouris]

563

The one who invented the door knocker gets the no-bell prize

 

[heichou]

569

i'm going to have to conch-fish-cate ur pun making a-bubble-bilities

 

[bluegoat14]

570

 

[heichou]

573

purrhaps mew'd purrefur cat puns?

 

[FireNinja1]

569

i'm going to have to conch-fish-cate ur pun making a-bubble-bilities

Limit 1 pun per post.

569

 

[heichou]

572

what song do sad snails sing when they're in palaces of ice?

let it escargot

 

[bluegoat14]

573

 

[Myst]

574