Boys vs. Girls

[toxapex]

Whenever somebody offers me seafood, I clam up.

724

 

[bluegoat14]

725

 

[toxapex]

I tell them that I don't eat seafood because it's bad for my mussels.

722

 

[ellabella12345]

723

 

[toxapex]

Dracula held a feast the other night. The meat was suck-culent.

720

 

[Myst]

721

 

[Sumia]

722

 

[toxapex]

He was rejected by the bartender after he tried to liquor.

719

 

[Myst]

720

 

[ellabella12345]

723
There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

When Ken the ninja chicken landed in oil, he became Kentucky Fried Chicken.
720

 

[Nouris]

723

I try wearing tight jeans but I can never pull it off

 

[ellabella12345]

726
My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

 

[Nouris]

729

I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup to me

 

[Clara Oswald]

730

 

[Nouris]

733

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

 

[Clara Oswald]

734

 

[Nouris]

737

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster

 

[toxapex]

Yes, but leaving a wizard at your house could also spell disaster.

734

 

[KermitTea]

735