Hi there!
I'm a fluffy kitty who always ends up losing her daughter to great parenting, and am currently looking for her now. Can you bring me over to a random town to help look for her?
"Why I'd start calling you that funny name anyway?" "Well, when I was out of school for awhile, I came back and you asked me where I was so I said that I was out of school with pleurosis but you heard it as blue roses." -From the Glass Menagerie