[Caution] Cover Your Ears~

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *ss off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godda*n idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
 
WHY IS THE WEATHER SO BIPOLAR? One day, it rains... the next... it's burning hot... why...?
 
*SQUEALS EXTREMELY SQUEAKILY* I LOVE PRABHA SO MUCH THAT I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR HER AND I WOULD GIVE HER ALL OF MY CANDY STASH EVEN THOUGH I HIDE THAT FROM EVERYONE-
 
NINJA MAYOR BAMBIE, I HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU. HOW DARE YOU NINJA ME IN THE 'YOU'RE BANNED' THREAD? I CAN'T HELP THINKING SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO NINJA ME...

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Myst said:
I AM BURNING! I NEED RAIN.
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NEED RAIN? COME TO THE EAST COAST OF AUSTRALIA!!! SOMEONE JUST HAD TWO MAJOR STORMS IN ONE WEEK THAT RUINED EVERYTHING! AWESOME! THAT SHOULD HELP YOU.
 
Myst said:
Oh, my... that sounds intense... o_O
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I know...I am on the east coast of Australia but I'm further north. It was really bad because people were actually on a cruise there and because of the storm they couldn't continue it.Today it's still raining, but not that heavy.
 
Moonlight- said:
I know...I am on the east coast of Australia but I'm further north. It was really bad because people were actually on a cruise there and because of the storm they couldn't continue it.Today it's still raining, but not that heavy.
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That really stinks... ;w;

I'd send some sunshine their way if I could...
 
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