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An xray machine. Crab cakes. Sunscreen. Pants that fit. Karate lessons. A dill pickle. Aerosol cheese. Transistor radio.

an uncomfortable silence.





An extra thumb. A hairless cat. Beard tonic. Premium cable. A scuba tank. Twenty-four hour surveillance. Calamine lotion. A rubber ducky. Vigilanty justice. A keyboard guitar. A swinging bachelor pad. Comfortable walking shoes. A pet cobra. A road map. Corn rows. A pocket kerchief. The skulls of the vanquished. Cheerleaders. Business cards. Free oil changes for life. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their will. A heated pool. An amicable divorce. Custody of the kids. A sedan deville. Bionic feet. Microphone skills. Maid service. A restraining order. The electoral vote. The heavyweight title. Bunny slippers. A good attorney. A short-sleeved tuxedo. An electronic turkey baster.

A pistol.

and one bullet.


A baked potato.


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An xray machine. Crab cakes. Sunscreen. Pants that fit. Karate lessons. A dill pickle. Aerosol cheese. Transistor radio.

an uncomfortable silence.





An extra thumb. A hairless cat. Beard tonic. Premium cable. A scuba tank. Twenty-four hour surveillance. Calamine lotion. A rubber ducky. Vigilanty justice. A keyboard guitar. A swinging bachelor pad. Comfortable walking shoes. A pet cobra. A road map. Corn rows. A pocket kerchief. The skulls of the vanquished. Cheerleaders. Business cards. Free oil changes for life. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their will. A heated pool. An amicable divorce. Custody of the kids. A sedan deville. Bionic feet. Microphone skills. Maid service. A restraining order. The electoral vote. The heavyweight title. Bunny slippers. A good attorney. A short-sleeved tuxedo. An electronic turkey baster.

A pistol.

and one bullet.


A baked potato.


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...Dayum xD

Ronald McDonald
 
An xray machine. Crab cakes. Sunscreen. Pants that fit. Karate lessons. A dill pickle. Aerosol cheese. Transistor radio.

an uncomfortable silence.





An extra thumb. A hairless cat. Beard tonic. Premium cable. A scuba tank. Twenty-four hour surveillance. Calamine lotion. A rubber ducky. Vigilanty justice. A keyboard guitar. A swinging bachelor pad. Comfortable walking shoes. A pet cobra. A road map. Corn rows. A pocket kerchief. The skulls of the vanquished. Cheerleaders. Business cards. Free oil changes for life. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their will. A heated pool. An amicable divorce. Custody of the kids. A sedan deville. Bionic feet. Microphone skills. Maid service. A restraining order. The electoral vote. The heavyweight title. Bunny slippers. A good attorney. A short-sleeved tuxedo. An electronic turkey baster.

A pistol.

and one bullet.


A baked potato.


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This post, plus an old boot.
 
I throw in...

12 lords a leaping 11 ladies dancing 10 pipers piping 9 drummers drumming 8 maids a-milking 7 swans a swimming 6 geese a laying 5 golden rings 4 calling birds 3 french hens 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

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I throw in socks that are attached to a head.
 
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