Conversation starters

[Numner]

The way you smell....

It's really nice.

*creepy stare*

 

[D1llon]

just yell "reddit" really loudly, you should get some one to look over. instant bond. ???? profit!

 

[OJ.]

"YOU *censored.3.0*ED MY MOM YOU LITTLE *censored.2.0*."

Ohai, Krissy.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Guys: Hey
Girls: Hi

 

[master412160]

know al least some background of the other person, so your not talking to someone of who you don't know anyting.

 

[fantanoice]

I'm pretty bad at this as well, but I'm 'guessing' these would probably be good.

"Hi. I'm [insert-name-here]. Who are you?"
"What do you do?" / "Where do you work?" / "What are you studying" / "Where do you work/study?"
"Do you like [the-above]?"
"How did you get into the field of [the-above]?"
"How was your day?"
"What's news?"
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Thunder]

I'm pretty bad at this as well, but I'm 'guessing' these would probably be good.

"Hi. I'm [insert-name-here]. Who are you?"
"What do you do?" / "Where do you work?" / "What are you studying" / "Where do you work/study?"
"Do you like [the-above]?"
"How did you get into the field of [the-above]?"
"How was your day?"
"What's news?"
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

I bet that last one would totally work.

 

[Zachary]

Ask questions. Answer questions. Best way to get to know some body.

 

[fantanoice]

Ask questions. Answer questions. Best way to get to know some body.

Geez, and all this time I thought it was snooping through their garbage...

 

[HumanResources]

'Ello love! Care to mcuh my biscuits for a bit?

Oh why 'ello... I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust.

Would you like a smoke n' a pancake?

We Brits love hairy beasts! They remind us of the hunt!!!

You know, most people make fun of us Brits for our poor dental hygene but they really never care to get close enough to prove it. Would you like to 'elp me prove the scientific method for a bit?

...good lord that's bad...