crazy things you did as a kid

[~Unicorn~]

we've all done something weird! share it here.

1 crazy thing i did was eat lotions and toothpaste that tasted good. when i was really little i would sneak the baby lotion and eat it because it tasted like vanilla.
when i was around 7 or 8 my little sister had this bubblegum-flavoured dora toothpaste. i found it delicious. i even tried to make her eat it but she told our parents anyway
(do not attempt bc both are poisonous when consumed too much)

how about you?

 

[mitfy]

idk why this was the first thing i thought of but when i was little i would chew on things sometimes, and one time i was in the bath playing w a small rubber bouncy ball (like one of those cheap ones that're like, the size of a quarter or whatever) and i stuck it in my mouth to chew on it and i, like, bit it directly in half.

oh, and a nervous habit i had was to run strands of hair through my mouth. not chew on it, but just run it thru. not sure what i did that for.

 

[allainah]

honestly all of the ones I thought of are both weird and gross...
mmmm me & my older brother used to put our booger on like the inside of the toothpaste hole so whoever used it next would brush their teeth w/ the others boogers... lmfao

then i once had a crush on spiderman so i pretended my barbie doll was mary jane and i peed in her hair over the toilet

also kind of funny the actress for spider man is meh to me and now i have a crush on mary jane instead (sorry for peeing in ur hair girl)

 

[softbuck]

i used to dress up in really nice clothes and keep my window open at night because i was convinced that peter pan was going to save me (i didnt live in such a good home ;. i did it so often that some nights i still want to open the window for him haha

 

[N a t]

I used to hang, gag, and tie up my toys. My family thought I was psychotic, but really I just wanted to be a princess or a damsel in distress that would be saved by my prince charming one day, so I had to live vicariously through my toys. Little me was wild. :T

 

[nintendofan85]

Probably the craziest was how back in 2007, right when I was finishing 1st grade, I started chewing on my clothes and even chewed paper a couple of times. I just liked the sensation, but it caused my mom to have to spend so much money on new clothes, so I don't really think it was the best idea... Of course, I've learned since.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I used to put a pile of laundry on the floor of our basement, at the base of the steps, and jump into it. I jumped over 6 steps too! Coulda hurt myself by bonking my head on the doorway or mislanding but my friends and I still did it xDD

I also have fond memories of climbing inside my washer/dryer, and rolling myself around inside of it. Idk why we thought that was so amusing, but it was. It was put to a stop real fast when my parents found out lol

Good times...

 

[John Wick]

I love animals, and as a kid, I always took a dare.

Back when zoo's only had iron fences, I climbed one with my brother. Right into the Rhino's enclosure.

It rubbed it's hoof into the dirt a few times, then started to chase us, so we made like a library - and booked!

I've climbed many fences that they used to have in front of lion enclosures, just to stick my hand through the wire, to pat one.

I've also jumped the fence to a crocodile enclosure.

Oh, and my brother and I lowered a shirt into a pit of Spider Monkey's, and one grabbed a hold of it.

We got him all the way up to us, then he ripped the shirt out of my hand, and jumped back into the pit.

How am I still alive?

 

[RedTropicalPeachyFish]

When I was a little girl, I got a small mixer for Christmas or something. Loved to make fresh ant juice using it.

Recipe:

1. Pour some water in the mixer.
2. Make a few of my followers to gather some ants in the garden.
3. Drop all the ants into the mixer.
4. Press "ON" and mix it!
5. Here you go. You get a glass of your ant juice.

 

[hitomi]

ah heck, what DIDN'T I do?

I once ate an ant and three spiders, I shoved my brother's head underwater until he almost drowned once, I used to eat lots of toothpaste, I would always put my boogers on the side of and under my mom's recliner.. not sure why...

Also, whenever I would go to my best friend's house, we would take a mattress, climb on it, and push it down the stairs. If my house wasn't one floor, I would have done it a lot more.

I think the craziest thing, though, is that I watched Peppa Pig till I was about 7 or 8. But I never watched it for enjoyment - I literally just watched it so I could yell at Peppa for being a brat. :')

EDIT: I forgot one... I got an American Girl for Christmas one year and was playing with it. I accidentally got in trouble for something that had to do with it (can't remember what) and out of anger I threw it around like 10 times and then dunked its head in my grandma's dog's water dish, trying to "drown" it. Man, do I have anger issues.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

When I was bored in class, I would put glue on my hands and wait for it to dry out then peel it. I would also use the eraser on paper and gather the dust for fun.

 

[theravenboys]

This was just a one-time thing but I got bored waiting for the ice cream truck one day and licked the dollar I was holding.

 

[Giddy]

When I was bored in class, I would put glue on my hands and wait for it to dry out then peel it. I would also use the eraser on paper and gather the dust for fun.

The glue on hands and peeling it off was always a nice feeling though XD

I've been told as a toddler, I was obsessed with toilet paper rolls and carried one everywhere with me and put it on my head. I was also into dusting for some reason.
Another one was I had this doll, more taller than I was at the time and I would take her dress off and wear it.

 

[Loriii]

I had a fight with my childhood friend and I bit him on his thigh xD He's one of the popular singers/celebrities here now so I probably helped him achieve that lol.

 

[idiotdoomspiral]

i shoved a doll's hairs up my nose and ate lipstick

 

[Mr. Cat]

i used to dress up in really nice clothes and keep my window open at night because i was convinced that peter pan was going to save me (i didnt live in such a good home ;. i did it so often that some nights i still want to open the window for him haha

That's freaky, I did the same thing. Peter Pan was also my imaginary friend. And I still do this thing where he talks to me in my head when I'm upset, this imaginary dude has saved my life on multiple occasions since childhood. The sad thing is, I watch the Disney movie now and think he's kind of a total jerk.

 

[Lemonsky]

When I was in primary school I used to eat the colored stuff inside wooden crayons. I had a strange tendency to eat inedible things since I'd often eat the pencil shavings out of my sharpener as well.

 

[Aaren]

When I was little, my dad bought a brand new car.
At the same time, I had just learned how to write my own name. I mean, whoa, how cool is that.

Soo I decided to pick up a rock and write my name with it to the cars rear.

Dad didn't even get that mad at me. He should have. Luckily it got fixed fast and easy.

 

[Weiland]

I was such a goddamn spastic. I used to rip apart my sister's Barbie dolls. I used to torture bugs. I owned a bunch of smelly pet snails. I used to pretend to be a raccoon. Oh God, there's so much more but those are the less embarrassing ones.

- - - Post Merge - - -

When I was bored in class, I would put glue on my hands and wait for it to dry out then peel it. I would also use the eraser on paper and gather the dust for fun.

Same lmaooo

 

[EpicGamer12]

Back in Kindergarten, this girl started hugging me from the back and wouldn't let go. I was very annoyed at this, so I kept trying to escape her loving grasp but, alas, she did not let go. After hooting and hollering for some time, I bent my neck down and bit her arm as hard as I could. I was promptly sent home early for biting someone and I still have the note that was giving to my parents to this day.