Crossgate (Roleplay)

[cannedcommunism]

I arrive at the lake, remove everything I'm wearing, and go into the pool. I use the same position as last time, and after 30 minutes, I come out in the short-sleeved bodysuit. I put on my sunglasses and gloves, load my revolver, and go to the mall, seeing all 3 of them. "Alright, let's go then!" I say.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Lets start this party!" I cheer, adjusting my combat gloves and make sure my shorts are strapped on tight. I take out my pistols. "Lead the way."

 

[cannedcommunism]

I enter the mall, and fire a warning shot to get everybody's attention. Then I go into a jewelry store, break the glass, and slip 2 rings on my middle finger, flashing it skyward as I run off to the next store.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Kicking down a store door without reading the sign, I stick my pistols out and pull a cocky face. "All right scum bags, hands in the air-!" I stop myself when I realise the store I broke into was 'Build-a-Bear workshop'. Kids started to cry for their mothers and a grandma apporached me screaming how rude I was being. "Moving on..." I back out the shop.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Avoid stores like those," I tell Levy.

I go into a clothes store and strip two mannequins, putting them in a sex-like position on the checkout desk.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Avoid stores like those," I tell Levy.

I go into a clothes store and strip two mannequins, putting them in sex-like position on the checkout desk.

(Dear God... I can't even breathe XD)

I barge into a cafe, and flip over a table, cake flying every where. "All right, put 'em up and give me all your money!" I taunt. I wait as I gather up the money and put it in my small backpack. I see an emo, skinny, pale man with long black hair sitting at a table stuffing his face with cake. I rip the cake off him and storm out to the next shop, eating my cake.

 

[FireNinja1]

Clearly out of it, I head to the mall for some lunch to find two vandals screwing up the entire mall. I run over and tackle one of them, which was a male. "What the crap do you think you're doing?!" I pick him up by the shirt and throw him over the railing into the floor below.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Clearly out of it, I head to the mall for some lunch to find two vandals screwing up the entire mall. I run over and tackle one of them, which was a male. "What the crap do you think you're doing?!" I pick him up by the shirt and throw him over the railing into the floor below.

(We're both females, and I'm wearing a skin-tight suit, so you can't grab my by the shirt, if you mean me.)

I go behind the pizza place at the food court, taking a slice and eating it as I run.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I bump into my ally, passing her some of the cake I stole off (L) a man in the store. "Here, it's tasty." I say, then hop up onto a railing and fire randomly in the air.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Thanks…I say, eating the cake and start breakdancing.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I climb off the railing and notice an angry grandma approach us.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU YOUNGSTERS THINK YOU ARE DOING?! Stop this hokey pokey, I saw what you did to the shop dummies and I was in the toy shop! Now leave before I have to whoop your a**!"

 

[FireNinja1]

(We're both females, and I'm wearing a skin-tight suit, so you can't grab my by the shirt, if you mean me.)

I go behind the pizza place at the food court, taking a slice and eating it as I run.

(Look, I'm American, anything can happen.)

Take two: I notice a woman running toward the food court away from the chaos. I had no clue what was happening, so I got closer to all the action.

 

[cannedcommunism]

(Look, I'm American, anything can happen.)

Take two: I notice a woman running toward the food court away from the chaos. I had no clue what was happening, so I got closer to all the action.

(Quit using that as an excuse for everything.)

By now every store is vandalized in some way (except the kids stores) so I do random pranks. I hide behind potted plants, and whenever somebody walks by, I come out, scream "I love you!" and hug them.

 

[FireNinja1]

(Quit using that as an excuse for everything.)

By now every store is vandalized in some way (except the kids stores) so I do random pranks. I hide behind potted plants, and whenever somebody walks by, I come out, scream "I love you!" and hug them.

(Quit accusing me of stating the truth.)

Is this person insane? I think as she runs around like Patrick in the chocolate bar episode.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I start to graffiti on the walls with spray cans, doodling 'inappropriate images' on the walls. I notice a young couple walk past, a girl with long blue hair and her boyfriend with long blonde hair. They look at me not amused, shaking their heads and walking off. "HEY, WHATS WRONG WITH MY ART?!"

 

[FireNinja1]

"My god, get some common sense!" I yell.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I see Levy doing graffiti of 'inappropriate images.' I walk over to him. "Think of something more shocking. Like…a horse with boobs, maybe?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THAT COMMON SENSE, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-!" I shout back, but end up tripping over my spray cans,

- - - Post Merge - - -

I see Levy doing graffiti of 'inappropriate images.' I walk over to him. "Think of something more shocking. Like…a horse with boobs, maybe?"

(Oh. Dear. God. Don't even remind me XD)

I pick up a can and do a horse with boobs saying. "I LOVE IT!"
"How about that?"

 

[FireNinja1]

"HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THAT COMMON SENSE, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-!" I shout back, but end up tripping over my spray cans,

(10/10 lovin this RP already )

"Watch your mouth. Are you a part of the rebellion?" I pull out my trumpet in case I need to blast for some reason.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I nod but then raise an eyebrow. "What's with trumpet, you gunna play me some jazz or something?"