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my mum keeps a lot of my exercise books and stuff i made from when i was really little, and i remember one time i was looking through one of my books from year one (i think?) and i came across this exercise we did where we had to write about what animal we would want to be. my answer was
"if i was an animal i would be a buffalo so i could kill my dinner with my horns"
um okay, fetus me...

when my brother was pretty little he had to have an operation on his eye, and he was very grumpy afterwards because he probably didn't understand the pain etc. one time he was sitting at home and asked my mum for some froot loops. when she brought them to him, he said, "mum, i didn't want a whole BOWL of froot loops, i only wanted ONE froot loop!!"
he gets really embarrassed about this story hehe. sorry bro
 
so i don't know if you'd consider this a story or not, but when I was younger I was obsessed with the story of Peter rabbit. At night, I would leave 3-5 carrots out on the dining table, just in case Peter rabbit came to visit me, and in the morning I'd usually find either a couple coins or a small bag of candy.

obviously it wasn't actually Peter rabbit, but it was something that my grandmother and/or my mother would do for me c:
 
heartbreaker said:
so i don't know if you'd consider this a story or not, but when I was younger I was obsessed with the story of Peter rabbit. At night, I would leave 3-5 carrots out on the dining table, just in case Peter rabbit came to visit me, and in the morning I'd usually find either a couple coins or a small bag of candy.

obviously it wasn't actually Peter rabbit, but it was something that my grandmother and/or my mother would do for me c:
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that's the cutest thing!!
 
when i was in 3rd grade i got my arm stuck between the railing and the wall. i was stuck there for like 5 minutes until i pulled it out, hurt a lot though :(
 
3rd grade i convinced this other school at a field trip that i was a mute with my refusal to speak (i was in a bad mood) until one of them decided to ask me as if i was also deaf and couldnt hear them whispering about it...

in first grade there was a candy scavenger hunt thing and i barely got any candy so i got sad and other kids gave me their candy and my mom was embarrassed i think

i kindergarten i didnt want to take my coat off so the teachers told me to stand in a corner until i did and i stood in the corner the entire day and didnt speak at all (well i probably crouched or sat down and took breaks at some point but whatever + lunch)

when i was 7 someone asked me what i liked and i said cancer

one time my dad wated my to exercise and go on my bike but i didnt want to so he got mad at me and i tried running away and i was crying bc it was scary and my brothers friend was there and he saw me crying and my dad chasing after me while rly pissed off and i was in like 8th grade

in 4th grade we were in syria and this one guy sold us fireworks and we shot them at cars from a roof...idk why nobody stopped us...

2 years aago this girl was wearing her dead grandmas glasses for some school event thing so i just shouted "hey ____ arent those your dead grandmas glasses???" without realizing how insensitive that was i stil cringe and hate my life after that

when i was little this one kid who was raised in a muslim household that hated women (ex: recently they sent their ufkccing degenerate piece of **** son to the nicest school they could find but told their older daughter she would have to go to public school. just little things like that) chased me around their house with a fork and knife until my brother punched him LOL

omg also one time my mom picked me up by my ears and hair and i was screaming and my brothers friends were over and saw AJHDAJHSHJSFAHJK
 
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hiyori said:
3rd grade i convinced this other school at a field trip that i was a mute with my refusal to speak (i was in a bad mood) until one of them decided to ask me as if i was also deaf and couldnt hear them whispering about it...

in first grade there was a candy scavenger hunt thing and i barely got any candy so i got sad and other kids gave me their candy and my mom was embarrassed i think

i kindergarten i didnt want to take my coat off so the teachers told me to stand in a corner until i did and i stood in the corner the entire day and didnt speak at all (well i probably crouched or sat down and took breaks at some point but whatever + lunch)

when i was 7 someone asked me what i liked and i said cancer

one time my dad wated my to exercise and go on my bike but i didnt want to so he got mad at me and i tried running away and i was crying bc it was scary and my brothers friend was there and he saw me crying and my dad chasing after me while rly pissed off and i was in like 8th grade

in 4th grade we were in syria and this one guy sold us fireworks and we shot them at cars from a roof...idk why nobody stopped us...

2 years aago this girl was wearing her dead grandmas glasses for some school event thing so i just shouted "hey ____ arent those your dead grandmas glasses???" without realizing how insensitive that was i stil cringe and hate my life after that

when i was little this one kid who was raised in a muslim household that hated women (ex: recently they sent their ufkccing degenerate piece of **** son to the nicest school they could find but told their older daughter she would have to go to public school. just little things like that) chased me around their house with a fork and knife until my brother punched him LOL

omg also one time my mom picked me up by my ears and hair and i was screaming and my brothers friends were over and saw AJHDAJHSHJSFAHJK
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You were a weird child. XD
 
I used to bump into furniture a lot, and I'd blame it on the furniture and repeatedly punch it.
 
this isnt me but my sister used to have panic attacks and one night i woke up and she was peeing in the corner

i ran to my moms room and woke her up and she baked us cinnamon buns at like 3 am
 
thatawkwardkid said:
When I was 3/4, I had a dream that I went to the bathroom and I ended up peeing the bed.
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Oh my god, same thing happened to me.

Anyways, so my cousin and I are quite close, and we always have been. So one day we were both at my grandmother's house for some event and they have an old recliner on the bottom floor. I guess there were no adults around so we decided to jump on it I guess?? And so we were jumping on it and there's this brick fireplace right next to it and so I ended up falling and hitting my head on the corner of the bricks and fractured my skull. There's still a bump from when it happened. Also a little extra bit, they used staples to keep it together or whatever so when it was time to take them out my grandmother (other grandmother) used a staple remover to take them out and then I was just sitting there with a big headache and a bunch of bloody staples.
 
When I was about 8 or 9, I convinced al my friends that a spaceship was going to land by our school. I even showed them the markings where it had landed previously ;) had to admit in the end that it wasn't real and they event best pleased....

I also used to think the house was haunted. Me and my friend used to scare ourselves thinking there was some sort of poltergeist living with us
 
When I was 5 I went to a cousin's farm-themed birthday party and there were some chicks in a pen you could hold and pet. I loved them.
So naturally, I stole one in my little cowgirl hat until I had to return it to the party company.
 
when i was in elementary school, there were class pets for each year. (goldfish, turtles, etc.)

one year we had leopard fat tailed geckos, and there were 2 baby geckos. it was my turn to hold one of the baby geckos and it ended up escaping from my hand. the whole class went ballistic and we spent a good 20 minutes looking for and chasing after it. (it was returned to its terrarium safely).

; - ;
 
Swiftstream said:
when i was in elementary school, there were class pets for each year. (goldfish, turtles, etc.)

one year we had leopard fat tailed geckos, and there were 2 baby geckos. it was my turn to hold one of the baby geckos and it ended up escaping from my hand. the whole class went ballistic and we spent a good 20 minutes looking for and chasing after it. (it was returned to its terrarium safely).

; - ;
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it's okay i bet he enjoyed his adventure!
 
When I was around 5, I got a toilet seat stuck on my head. Needless to say, my dad and my older sister were in tears and they still never let me forget. ;-;
 
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