Dear ___, please ____

[Zanessa]

There's a website called dearblankpleaseblank.com with things in the form of "Dear _____, please _____". I wanna try and make it something fun here..
Not sure if this is considered a game, but if it's not, it can be moved.

Tell us your/the best one. :3



Dear ______,
Please _______
Sincerely (optional, if you choose to not say by who, you must say anonymous)

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dear Kitty,
Please move out.
Sincerely FoxWolf64

 

[FireNinja1]

Dear Astrid,
I DON'T NEED A SECOND SNOOTY!
Sincerely, Steve

 

[SecondSider]

Dear YouTube managers,
Please bring YouTube back to the way it was before the godawful Google+.
Sincerely, SecondSider.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dear YouTube managers,
Please bring YouTube back to the way it was before the godawful Google+.
Sincerely, SecondSider.

Totally.

Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking me to find your x. She's not coming back. And don't ask y.
Sincerely, FoxWolf64

 

[Beary]

Dear myself,
Why are you so insane? 0-0
Love, me.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Dear my math teacher,
Can I please just go work with my partner?
Love, Kippla

 

[Zanessa]

Dear world,
Why is it wrong to look at myself badly, and wrong of myself to look at myself in a good way?
Sincerely, confused

 

[Retro Rider]

Dear kitties,
Stahp being so wonderful,
Sincerely, kitty luver

 

[Psydye]

Dear Michael Bay,
Stop directing movies!
Sincerely, the guy who doesn't need explosions to appreciate a good movie.

 

[Midoriya]

Dear wall,
Let me stare at you.
Love, me

 

[Psydye]

Dear WWHD Wii U SpEd.,
BE MINE!!!
Sincerely, the guy who's running out of patience... ;-;

 

[mapleshine]

Dear Charlise,
Please suggest a freaking PWP already!
Sincerely, your very impatient mayor. >.<

 

[radical6]

dear loser
please never show your face around me again. you disgust me and i hate every bone in your body
u dont deserve a sincerely so, me

 

[Touko]

Dear anime boys,
Please be real.

From, a lovesick anime fan.

 

[Midoriya]

Dear Brewster's cafe,
please have someone else view it besides just myself atm
your friend, ACE

 

[ThomasNLD]

Dear Kurt Cobain,
please come back to life,
sincerely, me.

 

[radical6]

Dear anime boys,
Please be real.

From, a lovesick anime fan.

same (also cute avatar , i think i saw tht on tumblr . anohana made me cry too)

 

[Farobi]

Dear anyone,
Please make another Mafia cause I wanna join (and people are suspecting the unsuspicious people i think)

Sincerely, FAROBI

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Dear The Swellers,
PLEASE play a show in my town. PLEASE.

Sincerely, I'm dying to see you.