Dear ___, please ____

[ForgottenT]

Dear Scientists,
Please develop Nerve Gear, and let me be a beta tester.

Sincerely, the biggest fan of SAO, and Log Horizon.



Well I guess I?ll have to wait until they can make small enough nano bots :c

 

[cIementine]

Dear Mickey mouse,
Please put on a top, it is quite disturbing that you think it's okay to walk around topless.
Sincerely, A

 

[Psydye]

Dear Tame Impala,
COME TO MASS ALREADY SO I CAN SEE YOU LIVE!!!
Sincerely, a die hard fan

 

[monsemania]

Dear math class,
Next time we have a exam- don't just give us notes to copy, tell us what in the name of flying cats of rainbows we are supposed to do and how to do it.
Sincerely, Your student who is annoyed miserably.

 

[Zanessa]

Dear geometry teacher,
The reason why no one comes to extra help because you can't help us at all.
Sincerely, going to another teacher's extra help.

 

[Psydye]

Dear a**holes,
Give me that which I deserve or I'll make red liquids exit your inner-space....my fists will be the tool to APPLY such an action!!!!
Sincerely, the guy who wants his sh**.


..Lol.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dear gym class,

Please don't grade me for how well I run a mile because I CAN'T RUN A MILE!!!!

Best wishes,
FoxWolf64

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Dear boy with the brown eyes,

Please stop looking at me like that unless you want me to melt.

Sincerely, melted.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Dear Microsoft,

Please stop making Video Games. Nobody wants to buy your freaking piece of junk aka the Xbox One.

Sincerely, the guy that will buy an Xbox One just to burn it.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dear Disney,

Please make Star Wars Episode VII good. I don't want it to look like this:



Sincerely,
FoxWolf64

 

[Psydye]

Dear me,
stop being crazy!
Sincerely, me.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Dear head,

Please stop pounding

Sincerely, PLEASE

 

[Alienfish]

Dear Mott, Elvis, Hans or Butch, please move out

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dear people on my bus,

Please stop singing along with whatever songs that play on the bus, you're just ruining it.

Sincerely,
The musical hipster