coffeebean!
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[I'm bored so I'm gonna make a story from a coffee bean's point of view][story of my life...RAWFUL XD]
September 1 2008
Today I was finally able to escape this hell of a place. It was dark.....and I was feeling a bit claustrophobic but at least I was surrounded by my fellow beans. I believe the humans call it 'coffee bean bag?' something like that. Well.....I saw a huge demon.....it was horrendous! He opened the bag and poured some of my brothers into something we call 'the death machine'
This machine is used to turn us into liquid...and those disgusting humans...ugh....THEY DRINK US! How repulsive. What if I put them all in a bag and stuck them into some blender? Hmm? Yeah it would be a fricken bloody mess...but whatever. They don't give a damn *CEN-2.0-SORD* about us, so why should I care about them? Well anyways, this dumb ass...such a klutz dropped some of the beans to the floor.....luckily I was able to roll off under a counter where he wasn't able to spot me and clean me up. So it all began there. It was a pretty hectic day for me....since I can't walk...so I stayed under the counter for a few days. What I mostly remember is this stupid human selling us in liquid state to our most feared enemy. As the days passed I got pretty tired of hearing the same damn *CEN-2.0-SORD* every day 'Hello and welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?' Like seriously...what the *CEN-3.0-SORD*? What the *CEN-3.0-SORD* is this Starbucks....and what the *CEN-3.0-SORD* is with this stupid greeting? It got annoying after a while and I seriously felt like just rolling off to the light and being blended. (There I go again...being emo)
[I'll continue it if you guys want me to xDDD]
continuation:
This Starbucks place is worst in the mornings. You should see these disgusting humans...go wild for a cup of my brothers.....it's atrocious. This vicious savages have nothing better to than drink us.....but one day...ONE GOD DAMN DAY coffee beans will rule. MARK MY WORD YOU SICK DISGUSTING HUMANS. I SHALL PUT YOU ALL IN BLENDERS.....AND.....AND I WILL BLEND YOU!!!!
So by day 4 I decided it was time to start moving around. I was able to roll up to the fake plant by the corner windows. Hopefully these humans were to caught up and delighted by our taste that they didn't notice me. So from here I was able to see the front of the counter. Lemme tell you...this klutzy dude was seriously....freaky. His hair was spiked up...and he had strange bent metal on his 'ears' and on his 'nose' and 'eyebrows' Seriously what the crap. These humans are so complicated. And they think they're all perfect.....good think I get my brothers to go crazy...that way...if they're ever turned into liquid state......they will make the humans go even crazier. I'm sure I've heard the word 'caffeine' some where and I bet that's what the foul creatures call the craziness.
Well back to the story. So from the counter I was able to get a perfect view of this....thing and suddenly some guy walks up...and he looked pretty mad. I'm guessing the dumb ass clerk messed up his drink in some way.....hey...maybe he's on our side [not the clerk you idiots...humans -_____-]. This man was short...and he was wearing a big furry jacket and carrying a bag. I rolled over to him trying not to be seen and as he put the bag down to take out the dirty green paper...I rolled into the bag.
continuation [because im bored...and because i can xD [nah because the story would suck if i left it there ^]]
A few days went by. Seriously....how long was it going to take this fool to empty his bag? I was starting to get anxious and impatient. The sounds of human voices scared the hell out of me....made me jump almost every time.
5 days later.....
Oh my god. THE ****** TOOK ME TO SOME ICE CAPPED PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! THE FREAK'S AN ESKIMO DAMMIT!!!! HE LEAVES IN A FRICKEN IGLOO DAMMIT!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I GOTTEN INTO!?!?
The next day when I was a bit calmer I hopped out of the bag and looked at my surroundings...obviously I had to get used to this place or jump back into the bag and wait a few years until he takes me back. Actually...this might turn out to be okay since it isn't some 'Starbucks.' And then.....I saw it. Right above the little wooden table......a death machine. Red and shiny......this guy has been plotting something...Did he know I jumped into his bag? Is he plotting to liquefy me!? OH *CEN-2.0-SORD*! I took a better look and saw a bag of my brothers by the machine. Luckily the Eskimo dude was fishing somewhere with the penguins and I was in here. It was pretty warm...but small.....yet cozy. Anyways the bag of my brothers was open.....and I knew what I had to do. The little education I got in the bag was finally serving here. How to save your fellow beans. Yes! I rolled over to the bag....and with all my force thrusted my self into it....and it fell....now I rolled over to the bag....and peaked in. There was one bean inside......all by itself in a corner...
[To be continued?]
Continued:
'HELLO?!?!" I yelled.
".........are you another coffee bean?"
"Hell yeah I am....who are you?"
"My name is vex.....and I'm a survivor of this torture......I came from a place known as 'Dunk n' Donuts' They serve us there....and well I was able to escape...but as you can see I came out by myself....my other brothers....they....they *sob*"
'Oh....I see that's horrible......my name is coffeh....and I'm a refuge as well. I came from a place known as 'Starbucks' some goof dropped a bunch of beans and I was able to hide while the others got swept and trashed....oh I miss them so much....."
"So do I....."
"So....Vex.....how exactly did you get here? I know that while I was in Starbucks I rolled into some guy's bag and next thing I know...I'm in an igloo...."
"...oh. Well I'm not to sure about how I got here....I just know that one moment I closed my eyes...and the next I'm in this......bag. I know a lot about the man that has brought us here though."
"Ooooh.....tell me"
"Well....he's an Eskimo and I'm guessing he collects beans from different places...annd tortures them here. I've been here for a while now and he seems to have the hots for some chick named Val or whatever...but I really don't care...they're just a bunch of filthy creatures anyways."
"Yeah...who gives a damn about them?"
"Exactly...they torture us...blend us.....drink us......oh how I loathe them..."
"Well anyways you can tell me more about yourself later...let's just find a spot to hide for now before the Eskimo comes back and takes a coffee break..."
I'm so happy I finally met another friend. I have been in this treacherous quest for many days now...and now I have someone that will help me...and I won't be lonely....you know? A mission like this one....to escape....will probably be done better with two...and I sord of like this Vex.....he's nice you know?
"So....Coffeh was your name?"
"Yeah"
"Hmm.....well it's nice to meet you and maybe we'll be able to escape this together"
"I sure hope so..."
[to be continued]
October 1, 2008
So it's been about a moth now...and me and Vex have gotten some progress. Well first of all....we're very close friends now...I guess that happens when you only have each other. Well anyways we have been able to explore the outside of the igloo....and man was it chilly outside! *brrrr Well Vex told me more about what he knows...and we're in Greenland according to him.....GREAT. GREENLAND. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT? As if a bean like me that got her education in a crammed up bag would know what the hell Greenland is. I remember the good ol' days...when we used to live on trees...anyways I'll have to get back to the story before I begin to tear up again.
So me and vex discovered what's with this Val chick. This Val chick....OH SHE'S THE WORST. This Eskimo guy goes around the world looking for different types of coffee beans and it turns out he picked up Vex because he's a rare type...oh you should have seen the look on his face when he found the bag empty. And these beans that the guy picks up are all for val...like vex said....the stupid human likes her and so he's trying to impress her with her favorite things. What a moron.
So when me and vex went out to learn more about this place...well there wasn't much to see. Everything was covered in snow and ice caps here...glaciers there.......you know the rest. And it turns out the Eskimo has some of those sled dogs or whatever they are. Hmmm dogs aren't that bad as humans....I've heard cases where beans got eaten up my them....but those are just myths....the most common case is you get sniffed...licked....and left behind. Oh how violated I would feel. Some dumb ass mutt licking me. HELL NO. This place is also covered in snow bunnies or whatever the hell human call those beady eyed things. Although me and vex went out to explore our surroundings....we're not going to get anywhere...and might as well settle in the igloo behind the old rocking chair for now because that's the warmest and safest place in the igloo. The best part is I get to be with Vex! He tells the coolest stories...and he's super nice to! Oh no.......I can't seriously be falling for vex...can I?
[to be continued]
continuation:
Today is a strange day full of strange discoveries. First of all.....Vex told me....he likes me.....and I like him back I guess.....but I just hope we're not forced to reproduce and starts coffee bean tree orchards in Green Land. OH *CEN-2.0-SORD*.
Today we also discovered a freshly brewed cup of our brothers....which got me and Vex super mad. Well...that means that obviously the Eskimo guy has more beans....but the question is..where? While he was out we checked practically the whole igloo. It turns out that he has a few bags of coffee beans in a shelf...except we can't do much because....well the bag is sealed and we have no hands. DAMMIT.
The next day
Guys....I'm writing this right now from what I'm seeing...I'm trying to be extremely quiet. The Eskimo guy just took out a bag of coffee beans......right now he's opening it.....oh crap.....HE POURED ALL OF THEM INTO THE SHINY RED DEATH MACHINE!!!! We weren't able to save them! This is horrible! Things just keep getting worse and worse! What are we supposed to do? We're just beans after all!
Five days later
Today Vex told me that he overheard the Eskimo telling this val lady that he's taking a trip to ...[wherever we're from] and he's off to find more coffee beans. Vex thinks it's our chance to escape...but I'm a bit worried...what if we don't survive? Well it's this or nothing and as long as I'm with Vex...I feel safe...so I'm going to follow my instincts and hitchhike on the Eskimo's bag again...but this time with Vex.
Okay.....so I'm in the Eskimo's bag now with Vex.....and vex is just mumbling to himself a few beany prayers......umm yeah okay whatever. So what's next? Will it be the end of us? What's going to happen? It's all what the future holds.... WILL VEX AND-nvm.
to be continued
continuation:
Four days later
Well today me and Vex finally arrived back to wherever we came from I guess...because we're in 'Starbucks'. This Eskimo guys seriously goes to Starbucks wayyyy to much.
Well anyways......me and Vex were able to go to the back room in Starbucks to discover they have a crap load of bean bags.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT THESE STUPID HUMANS HAVE MOAR?!!?
Of course Vex and I want to save all of them but we are tiny and we have no hands. We can only do so much...you know?
Well to start off the dumb ass klutz dude isn't working there any more.....HAH. I bet he got fired. Well I guess he wasn't so dumb since he dropped half of the beans in the bag and freed me. The new evil human that sells us in liquefied form is a human that pretty much reminds me of the ones from 'Green Land' But let's not even go there. These humans are so hideous...I don't see what they find attractive in each other. The real hotness is right here. You know you can't resist the curves of beans.
"So coffeh.....what are we going to do to help all these trapped beans?"
"......................."
"I don't know what to do coffeh! I was hoping that when the time came I was going to be absolutely positive on what to do....."
"It's okay Vex we're only coffee beans......we can only do so much to even try to help"
"I just can't stand to see more beans be liquefied..."
Next day in the morning
Today me and Vex are figuring out where to hide. It's not going to be very easy being that those disgusting creatures sweep up the place everyday...
After a while of rolling around from here to there without being noticed Vex and I decided it would be safest to hide in a hole right under the counter.
It was morning and you should have seen the demons pouring into this place like crazy. The lines extended to the back of the store and the demons were jittery and had the wackiest looks on their faces. They looked like they were about to choke one another if they didn't get their dose of us. And that....well that scared the *CEN-3.0-SORD* outta me.
In the night time when the shop closes is the best opportunity to try to save the beans.
But the only way we would be able to save them would be with a miracle.....that night me and Vex spent our time outside staring at the stars. At least there is something beautiful in this world....something to hope for. Suddenly as I was staring at a trio of stars to the east I noticed something quickly fly by.....a shooting star.
"Quick make a wish!" exclaimed Vex.
I closed my eyes and thought of all the beans....and I hoped and hoped that someway somehow something would happen that would free all of my brothers. I know that Vex closed his eyes and wished for something....and hopefully if he wished for the same thing I did......it might come true.
The next day
Today is another day that marked my life and Vex's as well.
.....OUR WISH CAME TRUE. In the morning when the wicked creature arrived to open the store......it was flooded with coffee beans all over the floor. You should have seen how they swarmed out of the store just as the woman opened the door.
It was a miracle....I couldn't believe my eyes...Vex and I had done it! We had rescued the beans from 'Starbucks'!! I was so happy.....and you guys should have seen the look on the vile human! I didn't know what to think next....the beans didn't even stop...the poor things were so happy and frightened they continued to run straight.
Later that day.....
So now that this place was out of beans.....boy was it crowded with angry, jittery humans. I was actually scared. People were running all over the place yelling and cursing...and being disgusting humans. Ugh.
Well as me and Vex were trying to make our way without being caught....I suddenly saw a huge shadow cover me. My life flashed before my eyes as I saw a huge....what seemed to be human foot about to smush me.
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Suddenly....a felt something push hard against me from my left side and I rolled over till I hit the wall and came to a sudden halt. Vex....!
OH NO! VEX HAD SAVED ME! The human foot had stepped on my vex! The only bean I ever loved.....I rushed over to Vex who was now cracked and crumpled...
"Vex! Vex please speak to me! Why on earth did you do that!? You should have left me die! Oh Vex-"
Vex cut me off "N-no coffeh...please listen to me....I'm going to die"
I started to cry hysterically and Vex wiped away one of my tears
"Coffeh....it was wonderful meeting such a great person like you....I really truly enjoyed being by your side these last few days....I'm sorry...but I would not bear it if something happened to you."
By now I could tell vex had only a few seconds left
"Vex! Oh please vex no! I-I-I-"
"I know....so do I...and I'll never forget you....just promise me that you'll finish this quest...for me, and save all of the coffee beans...just promise me that. And remember that you'll always be with me when I go..."
I couldn't stop crying and wasn't even able to see Vex's face through all the tears:
"But vex...please! Why oh why!? How will I live?"
"Coffeh....I always loved you...remember that...and when I leave you'll always be in my memory.....remember tha-"
He stopped....and his eyes closed.
....vex died......it wasn't possible...it couldn't be real...the only bean I ever loved..I felt empty inside after all that was left of vex was a few crumbles....I felt like there was a pill stuck in my throat and I just couldn't swallow it down...I felt like fire was trying to rip through me...like something was about to come out of me...the feeling burned....and I felt like dieing and being with vex....I rolled over to the hiding spot....turned around to face the wall....and cried my soul out.
to be continued [lmfao just gimme a moment to recover from the hysterical LAUGHING HERE XDDDDD] lmfao XD
September 1 2008
Today I was finally able to escape this hell of a place. It was dark.....and I was feeling a bit claustrophobic but at least I was surrounded by my fellow beans. I believe the humans call it 'coffee bean bag?' something like that. Well.....I saw a huge demon.....it was horrendous! He opened the bag and poured some of my brothers into something we call 'the death machine'
This machine is used to turn us into liquid...and those disgusting humans...ugh....THEY DRINK US! How repulsive. What if I put them all in a bag and stuck them into some blender? Hmm? Yeah it would be a fricken bloody mess...but whatever. They don't give a damn *CEN-2.0-SORD* about us, so why should I care about them? Well anyways, this dumb ass...such a klutz dropped some of the beans to the floor.....luckily I was able to roll off under a counter where he wasn't able to spot me and clean me up. So it all began there. It was a pretty hectic day for me....since I can't walk...so I stayed under the counter for a few days. What I mostly remember is this stupid human selling us in liquid state to our most feared enemy. As the days passed I got pretty tired of hearing the same damn *CEN-2.0-SORD* every day 'Hello and welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?' Like seriously...what the *CEN-3.0-SORD*? What the *CEN-3.0-SORD* is this Starbucks....and what the *CEN-3.0-SORD* is with this stupid greeting? It got annoying after a while and I seriously felt like just rolling off to the light and being blended. (There I go again...being emo)
[I'll continue it if you guys want me to xDDD]
continuation:
This Starbucks place is worst in the mornings. You should see these disgusting humans...go wild for a cup of my brothers.....it's atrocious. This vicious savages have nothing better to than drink us.....but one day...ONE GOD DAMN DAY coffee beans will rule. MARK MY WORD YOU SICK DISGUSTING HUMANS. I SHALL PUT YOU ALL IN BLENDERS.....AND.....AND I WILL BLEND YOU!!!!
So by day 4 I decided it was time to start moving around. I was able to roll up to the fake plant by the corner windows. Hopefully these humans were to caught up and delighted by our taste that they didn't notice me. So from here I was able to see the front of the counter. Lemme tell you...this klutzy dude was seriously....freaky. His hair was spiked up...and he had strange bent metal on his 'ears' and on his 'nose' and 'eyebrows' Seriously what the crap. These humans are so complicated. And they think they're all perfect.....good think I get my brothers to go crazy...that way...if they're ever turned into liquid state......they will make the humans go even crazier. I'm sure I've heard the word 'caffeine' some where and I bet that's what the foul creatures call the craziness.
Well back to the story. So from the counter I was able to get a perfect view of this....thing and suddenly some guy walks up...and he looked pretty mad. I'm guessing the dumb ass clerk messed up his drink in some way.....hey...maybe he's on our side [not the clerk you idiots...humans -_____-]. This man was short...and he was wearing a big furry jacket and carrying a bag. I rolled over to him trying not to be seen and as he put the bag down to take out the dirty green paper...I rolled into the bag.
continuation [because im bored...and because i can xD [nah because the story would suck if i left it there ^]]
A few days went by. Seriously....how long was it going to take this fool to empty his bag? I was starting to get anxious and impatient. The sounds of human voices scared the hell out of me....made me jump almost every time.
5 days later.....
Oh my god. THE ****** TOOK ME TO SOME ICE CAPPED PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! THE FREAK'S AN ESKIMO DAMMIT!!!! HE LEAVES IN A FRICKEN IGLOO DAMMIT!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I GOTTEN INTO!?!?
The next day when I was a bit calmer I hopped out of the bag and looked at my surroundings...obviously I had to get used to this place or jump back into the bag and wait a few years until he takes me back. Actually...this might turn out to be okay since it isn't some 'Starbucks.' And then.....I saw it. Right above the little wooden table......a death machine. Red and shiny......this guy has been plotting something...Did he know I jumped into his bag? Is he plotting to liquefy me!? OH *CEN-2.0-SORD*! I took a better look and saw a bag of my brothers by the machine. Luckily the Eskimo dude was fishing somewhere with the penguins and I was in here. It was pretty warm...but small.....yet cozy. Anyways the bag of my brothers was open.....and I knew what I had to do. The little education I got in the bag was finally serving here. How to save your fellow beans. Yes! I rolled over to the bag....and with all my force thrusted my self into it....and it fell....now I rolled over to the bag....and peaked in. There was one bean inside......all by itself in a corner...
[To be continued?]
Continued:
'HELLO?!?!" I yelled.
".........are you another coffee bean?"
"Hell yeah I am....who are you?"
"My name is vex.....and I'm a survivor of this torture......I came from a place known as 'Dunk n' Donuts' They serve us there....and well I was able to escape...but as you can see I came out by myself....my other brothers....they....they *sob*"
'Oh....I see that's horrible......my name is coffeh....and I'm a refuge as well. I came from a place known as 'Starbucks' some goof dropped a bunch of beans and I was able to hide while the others got swept and trashed....oh I miss them so much....."
"So do I....."
"So....Vex.....how exactly did you get here? I know that while I was in Starbucks I rolled into some guy's bag and next thing I know...I'm in an igloo...."
"...oh. Well I'm not to sure about how I got here....I just know that one moment I closed my eyes...and the next I'm in this......bag. I know a lot about the man that has brought us here though."
"Ooooh.....tell me"
"Well....he's an Eskimo and I'm guessing he collects beans from different places...annd tortures them here. I've been here for a while now and he seems to have the hots for some chick named Val or whatever...but I really don't care...they're just a bunch of filthy creatures anyways."
"Yeah...who gives a damn about them?"
"Exactly...they torture us...blend us.....drink us......oh how I loathe them..."
"Well anyways you can tell me more about yourself later...let's just find a spot to hide for now before the Eskimo comes back and takes a coffee break..."
I'm so happy I finally met another friend. I have been in this treacherous quest for many days now...and now I have someone that will help me...and I won't be lonely....you know? A mission like this one....to escape....will probably be done better with two...and I sord of like this Vex.....he's nice you know?
"So....Coffeh was your name?"
"Yeah"
"Hmm.....well it's nice to meet you and maybe we'll be able to escape this together"
"I sure hope so..."
[to be continued]
October 1, 2008
So it's been about a moth now...and me and Vex have gotten some progress. Well first of all....we're very close friends now...I guess that happens when you only have each other. Well anyways we have been able to explore the outside of the igloo....and man was it chilly outside! *brrrr Well Vex told me more about what he knows...and we're in Greenland according to him.....GREAT. GREENLAND. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT? As if a bean like me that got her education in a crammed up bag would know what the hell Greenland is. I remember the good ol' days...when we used to live on trees...anyways I'll have to get back to the story before I begin to tear up again.
So me and vex discovered what's with this Val chick. This Val chick....OH SHE'S THE WORST. This Eskimo guy goes around the world looking for different types of coffee beans and it turns out he picked up Vex because he's a rare type...oh you should have seen the look on his face when he found the bag empty. And these beans that the guy picks up are all for val...like vex said....the stupid human likes her and so he's trying to impress her with her favorite things. What a moron.
So when me and vex went out to learn more about this place...well there wasn't much to see. Everything was covered in snow and ice caps here...glaciers there.......you know the rest. And it turns out the Eskimo has some of those sled dogs or whatever they are. Hmmm dogs aren't that bad as humans....I've heard cases where beans got eaten up my them....but those are just myths....the most common case is you get sniffed...licked....and left behind. Oh how violated I would feel. Some dumb ass mutt licking me. HELL NO. This place is also covered in snow bunnies or whatever the hell human call those beady eyed things. Although me and vex went out to explore our surroundings....we're not going to get anywhere...and might as well settle in the igloo behind the old rocking chair for now because that's the warmest and safest place in the igloo. The best part is I get to be with Vex! He tells the coolest stories...and he's super nice to! Oh no.......I can't seriously be falling for vex...can I?
[to be continued]
continuation:
Today is a strange day full of strange discoveries. First of all.....Vex told me....he likes me.....and I like him back I guess.....but I just hope we're not forced to reproduce and starts coffee bean tree orchards in Green Land. OH *CEN-2.0-SORD*.
Today we also discovered a freshly brewed cup of our brothers....which got me and Vex super mad. Well...that means that obviously the Eskimo guy has more beans....but the question is..where? While he was out we checked practically the whole igloo. It turns out that he has a few bags of coffee beans in a shelf...except we can't do much because....well the bag is sealed and we have no hands. DAMMIT.
The next day
Guys....I'm writing this right now from what I'm seeing...I'm trying to be extremely quiet. The Eskimo guy just took out a bag of coffee beans......right now he's opening it.....oh crap.....HE POURED ALL OF THEM INTO THE SHINY RED DEATH MACHINE!!!! We weren't able to save them! This is horrible! Things just keep getting worse and worse! What are we supposed to do? We're just beans after all!
Five days later
Today Vex told me that he overheard the Eskimo telling this val lady that he's taking a trip to ...[wherever we're from] and he's off to find more coffee beans. Vex thinks it's our chance to escape...but I'm a bit worried...what if we don't survive? Well it's this or nothing and as long as I'm with Vex...I feel safe...so I'm going to follow my instincts and hitchhike on the Eskimo's bag again...but this time with Vex.
Okay.....so I'm in the Eskimo's bag now with Vex.....and vex is just mumbling to himself a few beany prayers......umm yeah okay whatever. So what's next? Will it be the end of us? What's going to happen? It's all what the future holds.... WILL VEX AND-nvm.
to be continued
continuation:
Four days later
Well today me and Vex finally arrived back to wherever we came from I guess...because we're in 'Starbucks'. This Eskimo guys seriously goes to Starbucks wayyyy to much.
Well anyways......me and Vex were able to go to the back room in Starbucks to discover they have a crap load of bean bags.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT THESE STUPID HUMANS HAVE MOAR?!!?
Of course Vex and I want to save all of them but we are tiny and we have no hands. We can only do so much...you know?
Well to start off the dumb ass klutz dude isn't working there any more.....HAH. I bet he got fired. Well I guess he wasn't so dumb since he dropped half of the beans in the bag and freed me. The new evil human that sells us in liquefied form is a human that pretty much reminds me of the ones from 'Green Land' But let's not even go there. These humans are so hideous...I don't see what they find attractive in each other. The real hotness is right here. You know you can't resist the curves of beans.
"So coffeh.....what are we going to do to help all these trapped beans?"
"......................."
"I don't know what to do coffeh! I was hoping that when the time came I was going to be absolutely positive on what to do....."
"It's okay Vex we're only coffee beans......we can only do so much to even try to help"
"I just can't stand to see more beans be liquefied..."
Next day in the morning
Today me and Vex are figuring out where to hide. It's not going to be very easy being that those disgusting creatures sweep up the place everyday...
After a while of rolling around from here to there without being noticed Vex and I decided it would be safest to hide in a hole right under the counter.
It was morning and you should have seen the demons pouring into this place like crazy. The lines extended to the back of the store and the demons were jittery and had the wackiest looks on their faces. They looked like they were about to choke one another if they didn't get their dose of us. And that....well that scared the *CEN-3.0-SORD* outta me.
In the night time when the shop closes is the best opportunity to try to save the beans.
But the only way we would be able to save them would be with a miracle.....that night me and Vex spent our time outside staring at the stars. At least there is something beautiful in this world....something to hope for. Suddenly as I was staring at a trio of stars to the east I noticed something quickly fly by.....a shooting star.
"Quick make a wish!" exclaimed Vex.
I closed my eyes and thought of all the beans....and I hoped and hoped that someway somehow something would happen that would free all of my brothers. I know that Vex closed his eyes and wished for something....and hopefully if he wished for the same thing I did......it might come true.
The next day
Today is another day that marked my life and Vex's as well.
.....OUR WISH CAME TRUE. In the morning when the wicked creature arrived to open the store......it was flooded with coffee beans all over the floor. You should have seen how they swarmed out of the store just as the woman opened the door.
It was a miracle....I couldn't believe my eyes...Vex and I had done it! We had rescued the beans from 'Starbucks'!! I was so happy.....and you guys should have seen the look on the vile human! I didn't know what to think next....the beans didn't even stop...the poor things were so happy and frightened they continued to run straight.
Later that day.....
So now that this place was out of beans.....boy was it crowded with angry, jittery humans. I was actually scared. People were running all over the place yelling and cursing...and being disgusting humans. Ugh.
Well as me and Vex were trying to make our way without being caught....I suddenly saw a huge shadow cover me. My life flashed before my eyes as I saw a huge....what seemed to be human foot about to smush me.
continuation:
Suddenly....a felt something push hard against me from my left side and I rolled over till I hit the wall and came to a sudden halt. Vex....!
OH NO! VEX HAD SAVED ME! The human foot had stepped on my vex! The only bean I ever loved.....I rushed over to Vex who was now cracked and crumpled...
"Vex! Vex please speak to me! Why on earth did you do that!? You should have left me die! Oh Vex-"
Vex cut me off "N-no coffeh...please listen to me....I'm going to die"
I started to cry hysterically and Vex wiped away one of my tears
"Coffeh....it was wonderful meeting such a great person like you....I really truly enjoyed being by your side these last few days....I'm sorry...but I would not bear it if something happened to you."
By now I could tell vex had only a few seconds left
"Vex! Oh please vex no! I-I-I-"
"I know....so do I...and I'll never forget you....just promise me that you'll finish this quest...for me, and save all of the coffee beans...just promise me that. And remember that you'll always be with me when I go..."
I couldn't stop crying and wasn't even able to see Vex's face through all the tears:
"But vex...please! Why oh why!? How will I live?"
"Coffeh....I always loved you...remember that...and when I leave you'll always be in my memory.....remember tha-"
He stopped....and his eyes closed.
....vex died......it wasn't possible...it couldn't be real...the only bean I ever loved..I felt empty inside after all that was left of vex was a few crumbles....I felt like there was a pill stuck in my throat and I just couldn't swallow it down...I felt like fire was trying to rip through me...like something was about to come out of me...the feeling burned....and I felt like dieing and being with vex....I rolled over to the hiding spot....turned around to face the wall....and cried my soul out.
to be continued [lmfao just gimme a moment to recover from the hysterical LAUGHING HERE XDDDDD] lmfao XD
