Explain the plot of a movie/show/book/game mentioned above the worst way possible!

A mishmash of colors and music that starts with children being bored and ends with children being terrified.

Robocop
 
It's basically the terminator, but if he was friendly.

Final Fantasy (any of them)
 
Teen girl and dad go and fight the zombie apocalypse.

Five Nights at Freddie's
 
You have to avoid being mauled by animatronics at a knock-off Chuck E. Cheese.

Billy Madison?
 
Imagine an ABC/CBS sitcom like All in the Family or Happy Days. You have that? Good. Now imagine them, but animated, and yellow. You’ve got The Simpsons!

Star Trek: The Next Generation
 
It's about a rock that was thrown into the wrestling ring during a championship match.

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing Transformed
 
SEGA's version of Mario Kart, but with Sonic and others from their franchises. It's actually pretty decent.

Cheers
 
Recovering alcoholic solves his drinking problem by providing alcohol to even more alcoholics.

Land Before Time VI: The Stone of Cold Fire
 
Little Foot and his dino friends go on even more wacky and dangerous adventures during the stone age.

Migration
 
birds, due to the changing of the seasons influenced by mother nature, attempt to fly but fail miserably and get lost.

Kirby Star Allies
 
Perpetually eating ball makes friends to stop a cult from summoning a Majora’s Mask wannabe!

UglyDolls (2019)
 
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A bunch of dolls that are visually ugly learn that there is more to someone than what looks may tell otherwise. Oh, and I guess there's a bad guy. Every movie needs a bad guy.

The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" Specials
 
Normal Simpsons episodes, but since they’re non canon, it doesn’t matter what situations they put the cast in. Want to axe someone on the back? Groundskeeper Willie’s right there, just asking for it! It doesn’t matter if he’ll die, he’ll be back in the next short.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
 
It's about the guys from Star Trek trying to defeat Khan, except it's not the Khan you're thinking of. Instead it's a different Khan.

Persona 3 Reload
 
Rebooting this long-needed thread with a very awful and non-accurate description
It’s like Fletch. Someone’s persona alter-ego is reloaded over and over because they kept getting spotted by the mafia, whom the guy owes money to. Another sequel to the first one!
Told ya it was bad

Kindergarten Cop
 
A cop must pose as a kindergarten teacher to catch a criminal by finding his ex-wife, BUT THERE'S A CATCH. BECAUSE HE'S A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER NOW, HE HAS TO TEACH ALL THE KIDS... AND UNFORTUNATELY THIS COP DIDN'T PASS KINDERGARTEN. THAT'S RIGHT! HE FAILED KINDERGARTEN! HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!?

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
 
Link cried for over five years because he didn't defeat Ganon (again). He shed so many tears, that the whole kingdom started crying as well. This annoyed Ganon, so he took a huge hairdryer and blew all the tears away, subsequently blowing Zelda back into his grasp. As no one was able to cry anymore, Link has to go on an adventure to new and distant places in order to collect all the tears, "flood" Ganon away, and save Zelda. Can you help Link bring the Tears back to the Kingdom?
I made this up lol

Crash Bandicoot
 
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