Fake Life Hacks

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The rules are simple, make up a fake life hack which can be as believable or as silly as you want them to be! I'll start...

- If you go to a restaurant, make sure you say "I'll try" when you order instead of "I'll take". They will think it's your first time eating it and make a note to the cook who will improve the quality of the dish hoping you'll give it a good review.
 
Cut a tennis ball in half. Put it outside in the rain. A goldfish will appear in it.
 
Get some acorns and grind them down to make a paste then smooth it into your already shampooed hair to make a paste. Take this paste and put in on a slice of bread and add some peanut butter and make a paste. You will have good fortune now.
 
EASY way to save money!! transfer your life savings into a bank account, cut up the card and hit yourself on the head to give yourself amnesia so you forget your pin number
 
How to find ACTUAL funny videos!!!!

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Need to take a bath? Do it the smart way and go out into the forest when it's raining! Roll around in the mud like a little kid. The mud can be used as your shampoo, so make sure to get it all over you! The rain will wash the mud, or shampoo, off of you and you'll be all clean again! :D
 
Do you want to do community service AND earn money? People have been polluting fountains with coins for years. Find any local fountain that is littered with these coins and grab all of them out of there. You get a bath, money and help clean pollution.
 
If you start hurting like let’s say you bruised you foot just cut off your foot and it will stop hurting
 
Want to be an astronaut? Easy! Turn your room into a space dome and run around it until you're out of energy and are gasping for breath. The constant dizziness and lack of direction will have you feeling like a pro in no time!
 
wanna wash yourself and your laundry? jump in the washer
 
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Wanna get your car washed and take a bath at the same time. If you are driving a convertible, go in there with the car.
 
Have a scratched up game disc? Rub it on a hardwood floor. That’ll wipe off all of the scratches in seconds.
 
To fix your drifting joycons without sending them in for repairs just pour milk on it.
 
need to go to a fancy restaurant but don't have time to change into fancy clothes before you get there? cut up your perfectly good clothes, then hot-glue them together again to make a suit and tie/dress!
 
Wanna grab the soda from the fridge but your too lazy to do it? Train your cat to grab it for you!
 
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