Fortunately, unfortunately

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Unfortunately, you get run over by a tractor, sending you to Double Purgatory.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Fortunately, the gateskeeper is nice and plays apples to apples with you while you wait.

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately, you only have 2 of the cards.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Fortunately, the guy had to use the restroom so you ran out the gates. Yahoo! You are free from double purgatory!

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately, you're still in regular Purgatory.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Fortunately, it is Animal Crossing. So you get to live out your dream of a real life Animal Crossing game.

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately, you get 10 of your least favorite villagers and they can never move out.

 

[50m4ra]

Fortunately. They all know how to dab

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately, there's a reason why that meme is in purgatory.

 

[Ghostkid]

Fortunately theres better memes in this AC village

 

[Chewy.7204]

Unfortunately the memes are all dead

 

[Bcat]

Fortunately the memes rise from the dead and now we have zombie memes

 

[Aromatic Ambrosia]

Unfortunately they all all are slow and they lag, because the undead always are.

 

[Bcat]

fortunately we invent internet that loads at the speed of light!

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately, it causes the singularity and now we're all going to die.