Game story!

[«Jack»]

And killed nook.

 

[[Nook]]

but nook didn't get killed because nook isn't in a video game. TOM nook is. i'm tom nook's cousin.

 

[«Jack»]

But all of his family was massacred in an organized killing spree organized by Samus.

 

[[Nook]]

but samus failed

 

[«Jack»]

but samus failed

BUT ONLY SAMUS. Everyone except for his grandson Timmy died.

 

[tikitorch55]

then missingo came and eat everyone
THE END

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

But then the Jonas Brothers were forced to eat their own poo and