Give the above user a warning for a ridiculous reason (with a ridiculous rule).

[chillv]

Self explanatory and I think this post is already enough an example.

Nonexistent user, you have broken rule 0.

0. Do not "not" exist!

We do not allow our users to not exist and I hope that you refrain from doing so in the future. This may be a good time to review the rules.

Spoiler

I have noticed that I have made three forum games so far. I think this is a good time for me to stop.

 

[Midoriya]

Your forum name can't be chillv! There is a v at the end and it's not correct grammar!

 

[chillv]

Your avatar is against rule ? (.25).

?. No having avatars of playing cards

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule #0.3.

0.3. You may not have a short signature with no spoiler or picture.

Please refrain from this in the future or we will take further action. Thank you!

 

[beebs]

You have broken rule XIIV.

XIIV. No persons aside from Ash Ketchum can proclaim to be a "Pokemon Master".

Please fix this error post haste!

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule XY.

Rule XY. Anyone can become a Pokemon Master as Ash Ketchum has never been able to become one.

Please fix your post.

 

[mariop476]

You have broken rule 1776.

Rule 1776: No member of the forums may be from Connecticut.

Please revise your post, or punitive action will be taken.

 

[Aquadirt]

You have broken rule ?.

?. You just lost the game.

 

[Touko]

You have violated (I'd rather use violated unless we have to use broken) rule #000

#000. You cannot be a superhero without a permit.

I suggest you go down to the left and get a permit now.

 

[Aquadirt]

You have broken rule >9000.

>9000. Do not use the word "violated" when broken is less pleasing. Accept the punches.

 

[mariop476]

You have failed to follow rule 9001

Rule 9001: No physical violence on the forums

Please revise your post.

 

[LVXIII]

You have violated rule #AD0RABL3

#AD0RABL3 You cannot have ridiculously cute pixels wandering around your siggy.

Please adjust your siggy post-haste.

 

[Byngo]

You have broken rule #37 of section 5Z

Rule #37 of section 5Z clearly states you, under no circumstances, can have fruit in a signature.

Please edit that out, now. Or else

 

[mariop476]

Ma'am, you have clearly violated rule 3.141592.

Rule 3.141592: Domo is not permitted on these forums in any way, shape, or form.

Please revise your avatar immediately!

 

[Midoriya]

You have broken the rule -72.

Rule -72: You cannot call someone Ma'am.

Please fix your grammar, or you'll get a warning.

 

[mariop476]

You have broken rule 43.2, as well as rule 843.

Rule 43.2: No negative rule numbers!

Rule 843: No telling people negative rules!

Your account will be terminated within the day if you do not adjust your post accordingly.

 

[Wonderland]

You have broken rule 39.

Rule 39: You cannot join on the 15th of any month, especially August

Please re-join the site

 

[mariop476]

>Join Date
August 14, 2013

You have broken rule 83.

Rule 83: No telling people they've broken a rule when they haven't.

You've failed us all. Please remove your post and try to move on from this tremendous failure.

 

[chillv]

mariop476 you have broken rule 100.

100: No using temporary signatures until you come up with a real one.

You have also broken su!n6uad ou.

su!n6uad ou: No penguins

Spoiler: Cool Easter Egg!

Rule "su!n6uad ou" is the phrase "no penguins upside down"

 

[Joey]

You have broken rule #6400

#6400 No small avatars allowed

Please stretch it out.