Give the above user a warning for a ridiculous reason (with a ridiculous rule).

[bluegoat14]

You have broken rule #103

Rule 103: No Monkey Business

Please change your avatar.

 

[Joey]

You have broken rule #894

#894 You can't have an avatar of Chevre when she is in my campsite today.

Please change your avatar immediately or further action will be taken.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken Rule #6,958,957,394.

#6,958,957,394: You may not have Chief's name be in yellow, as that is stupid.

Please revise your signature or we will be forced to slam a door in your face.

 

[ChibiSylph]

You have broken rule #889

#889: You must have a Cake as one of your items in this Forum.

Go buy a Cake or get outta my face.

 

[Joey]

You have broken rule #889

#889: You must have a Cake as one of your items in this Forum.

Please buy one immediately.

 

[ChibiSylph]

You have broken rule #889



Please buy one immediately.

I Bought one the first day I started on here.
You've broken rule #7869

#7869: You can never use a past post against someone with a rule in it.

Please fix your post or Zombies will come eat your Brain.

 

[chillv]

You have broken rule 99

99. No videos as a signature

Please change your signature

 

[bluegoat14]

You have broken rule 211:

Rule 211: All avatars must be Animal Crossing related.

Please choose a new avatar or one will chosen for you.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule number -13.

#-13: All locations must be either your real location or Animal Crossing related.

Please fix your location or we will.

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

You have broken rule number -13.

#-13: All locations must be real or Animal Crossing related.

Connecticut isn't real. Please correct your profile to avoid extermination.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule -94.

#-94: You cannot deny that my home state exists.

Please fix your post or I will make you eat a bomb.

 

[SecondSider]

You have broken rule 9919834893473483w646737447662643364734734y7rqvyb .rde983w83wy7y338etq.

#9919834893473483w646737447662643364734734y7rqvyb .rde983w83wy7y338etq.: You cannot carry a cake.

Please eat your cake or give it to someone else or I will strap you to a rocket.

 

[Manzanas]

You have broken rule ϕ.

Rule ϕ: You cannot be a fan of both Mario and Sonic at the same time. You must support ONE and ONLY ONE of the two characters and antagonize the fans of the other one.

As punishment, you will be forced to play Mario is Missing and Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule ✈.

#✈: You cannot have a creepy avatar.

Please change your avatar or we will take your cookies.

 

[Wonderland]

You have broken Rule 671

#Rule 671 - You cannot be the pokemon master as we all know who the real Pokemon master is

Please change you title to trainer or defeat the elite four + previous Pokemon master

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You have broken rule #Ash.

#Ash: You cannot accuse me of not beating the Elite 4 and previous Pokemon Master when I already have.

Please change your post or I will take Apple from you.

 

[SecondSider]

You have broken rule #.

#: You cannot mention an Apple without eating it.

Please eat your apple or I will strap you to a chair and push you down a volcano.

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

You have broken Rule #thisisn'tarealruleI'mjustmessingwithyou

#thisisn'tarealruleI'mjustmessingwithyou- Your avatar cannot be from the Taxi Driver if you are not a taxi driver

~Please correct this or the cat will have your tongue~

 

[SecondSider]

You have broken rule #0.000000000000000000000000000001.

#0.000000000000000000000000000001: Your life cannot be cake.

Please eat your life or I will strap you to a chair watching a movie you hate 10000 times.

 

[Wonderland]

You have broken rule #678

#678 You can not be a cinephile, dead or living.

Please change your status in life or we will force you to watch....

Dora the Explorer: The Movie