WARNING: This post was only meant for comedy purposes. I love Halloween and had a ton of fun typing this. And no, I don't hate kids. However if you don't like it when people scream at you in words, turn back now.. This was meant to be a joke and not be taken seriously. Viewer discretion is advised.
Halloween is great for kids who want to have a good time with your friends.
And when I mean kids, I mean ages 00-09
You see now I've got kids that throw eggs at my house, and spray paint my windows, and throw toilet paper on my trees. And that's not very nice.
I mean there was even a kid who was evil enough to play Justin Bieber music right outside of my house. (It turned out it was my sister playing the music in the basement. I got the evil part right at least)
So I'm here to send a message to all of those pranksters who thinks they're all cool and funny.
"THAT'S ALL YOU GOT LOSERS?!"
BRING IT ON IMBECILES! I COME WITH A SIX PACK OF ABS (lol jk) AND CLOROX BLEACH (price tag still on the can)! I WAS BORN TO FIGHT! EAT ALL THAT CANDY AND GET FAT SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE A SUMO WRESTLER, MAYBE BE USEFUL FOR ONCE GET ROASTED FOOL! I'VE ENDURED HIGH SCHOOL AND I'M ALIVE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET. YOU GO TO SCHOOL PEP RALLYS I GO TO TRUMP VOTING RALLYS I'VE SEEN THE UNSEEABLE LIKE WHEN I FOUND VIAGRA IN MY DAD'S DRAWER OH CRAP I MIGHT'VE PUSHED THE RATED-E FOR EVERYONE ON THE BELL TREE POST QUALITY WITH THAT DISS! HALLOWEEN 101 BABY!
EVERY TRICK-OR-TREATER KNOWS THAT THE TWO MOST FUN PARTS OF HALLOWEEN ARE PRANKING YOU'RE ANNOYING NEIGHBORS AND GETTING SICK ON CANDY.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT GO HOME AND CRY WE ADULTS HAVE TAXES AND FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO WORRY ABOUT YOU CHILDREN WENT SOBBING IN YOUR MAMAS ARMS FUSSING THAT THE PERSON YOU LIKE WONT ADD YOU ON SNAPCHAT GO HOME FOOL
TO ALL THE ADULTS WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS I SALUTE YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO ASK WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR IN THIS ELECTION ARE LESS ANNOYING THAN THOSE MINDLESS BUFFOONS
AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUT TIME OF MY LIFE AT LEAST MAKE YOUR COSTUME LOOK GOOD. DON'T TRY TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. "OOH, I LOOK SO COOL" AND "OOH, CHECK ME OUT". BUT THE ONLY THING THAT'S CHECKING YOU ARE THE BILLS FOR ALL YOUR DIABETES SHOTS!
GG WELL PLAYED GO TRY TO FIND A MASK BIG ENOUGH THAT FITS ON YOUR FACE
SHOTS FIRED GET REKT WE NEED HURRICANE MATTHEW TO DOUSE ALL THIS FIRE WOOHOO
Anyways, that's pretty much how to Halloween 101
Halloween is great for kids who want to have a good time with your friends.
And when I mean kids, I mean ages 00-09
You see now I've got kids that throw eggs at my house, and spray paint my windows, and throw toilet paper on my trees. And that's not very nice.
I mean there was even a kid who was evil enough to play Justin Bieber music right outside of my house. (It turned out it was my sister playing the music in the basement. I got the evil part right at least)
So I'm here to send a message to all of those pranksters who thinks they're all cool and funny.
"THAT'S ALL YOU GOT LOSERS?!"
BRING IT ON IMBECILES! I COME WITH A SIX PACK OF ABS (lol jk) AND CLOROX BLEACH (price tag still on the can)! I WAS BORN TO FIGHT! EAT ALL THAT CANDY AND GET FAT SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE A SUMO WRESTLER, MAYBE BE USEFUL FOR ONCE GET ROASTED FOOL! I'VE ENDURED HIGH SCHOOL AND I'M ALIVE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET. YOU GO TO SCHOOL PEP RALLYS I GO TO TRUMP VOTING RALLYS I'VE SEEN THE UNSEEABLE LIKE WHEN I FOUND VIAGRA IN MY DAD'S DRAWER OH CRAP I MIGHT'VE PUSHED THE RATED-E FOR EVERYONE ON THE BELL TREE POST QUALITY WITH THAT DISS! HALLOWEEN 101 BABY!
Halloween 101
EVERY TRICK-OR-TREATER KNOWS THAT THE TWO MOST FUN PARTS OF HALLOWEEN ARE PRANKING YOU'RE ANNOYING NEIGHBORS AND GETTING SICK ON CANDY.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT GO HOME AND CRY WE ADULTS HAVE TAXES AND FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO WORRY ABOUT YOU CHILDREN WENT SOBBING IN YOUR MAMAS ARMS FUSSING THAT THE PERSON YOU LIKE WONT ADD YOU ON SNAPCHAT GO HOME FOOL
TO ALL THE ADULTS WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS I SALUTE YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO ASK WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR IN THIS ELECTION ARE LESS ANNOYING THAN THOSE MINDLESS BUFFOONS
AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUT TIME OF MY LIFE AT LEAST MAKE YOUR COSTUME LOOK GOOD. DON'T TRY TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. "OOH, I LOOK SO COOL" AND "OOH, CHECK ME OUT". BUT THE ONLY THING THAT'S CHECKING YOU ARE THE BILLS FOR ALL YOUR DIABETES SHOTS!
GG WELL PLAYED GO TRY TO FIND A MASK BIG ENOUGH THAT FITS ON YOUR FACE
SHOTS FIRED GET REKT WE NEED HURRICANE MATTHEW TO DOUSE ALL THIS FIRE WOOHOO
Anyways, that's pretty much how to Halloween 101
