Happy Penguin Fun Time! (Roleplay)

[BungoTheElf]

I walk to the other penguins, and say, "Foshizzle yo!"

"why do you eat our cousins fried wtf"

 

[Superpenguin]

Retrieves the fresh shipment of watermelon wedges for our newest penguin. Eats them all so he can't have any.

 

[Pathetic]

I take a glance at the penguin.

"Hello, Mr. Stereotype."

 

[FireNinja1]

The acceptance system is ****ed up.

YOU DONT SAY?!

 

[Superpenguin]

"why do you eat our cousins fried wtf"

Gives a lesson to lynn that chickens are not our cousins and that Penguins are the superior race to all.

 

[Cory]

*Is revived from the dead from Penguin Jesus*

 

[Beary]

"Hi, I defy physics."

 

[Superpenguin]

*Is revived from the dead from Penguin Jesus*

Cory is officially banned form Cult Leader. I gave you more than enough slide-bys.

 

[EpicGamer12]

I turn to Trundle. "Say, what do you think the coefficient of friction of this ice is?"

If I didn't know much, I'd say 0.

 

[KermitTea]

With all these new penguins it's time to elect a leader to guide the colony

 

[Beary]

"My magnificent mass of blubber should not weigh this much, but it does. Ha!"

 

[KarlaKGB]

"You have done well. Have this fish."

 

[Cory]

"I elect Makkine, she would be good at slaying mama"

 

[Beary]

"Me?"

 

[BungoTheElf]

"karla and nick are the the smart ones, one of them should be leader"

 

[Beary]

"I elect myself."

 

[Superpenguin]

"My magnificent mass of blubber should not weigh this much, but it does. Ha!"

I think you could lose a few pounds.

 

[KermitTea]

"Elections are boring, we should have candidates battle it out and then have a supreme dictator."

 

[Pathetic]

i agree with the food penguin.
"Nick or Karla would be great. Also, I would never slay my mommy. "

 

[Superpenguin]

"Elections are boring, we should have candidates battle it out and then have a supreme dictator."

Battle to the death
*Breaks out my tuna*