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Kisstoefur ventures out deep into the arctic wilderness: completely and utterly alone. Here he finds himself under attack and savagely beaten to near death by a group of greaser seals with penguin clubs. Left half-dead and bleeding profusely out his butthole, he is soon devoured by a very distraught polar bear whose wife Kisstoefur had an extramarital affair with the night before. Rip in peace.
He is survived by his harem of wives and thirty disappointments he calls "children." He will be dearly missed.
The rest of the pack seems nonchalant about the two deaths. I know I'm an unruly cannibal at times, but that doesn't make me unaware of the situation. I didn't want to call out anyone for being responsible about it though (that's rude).
I kept this fact in mind. Meanwhile, I go searching for something to do.