I'm also gonna sum up some of my (not so) funny experiences on Club Tortimer:
"Can I squeeze your buttcheeks?"
"I LIKE TO EAT PAIRS"
"......................................."
"Did u have a great poop 2day?"
"I love you will u marry me for a credit card"
"I'm poor. Money."
"Can I have bells plz"
"Can I have a million bells, my unclue and dog died and I need money for their funeral. Nintendo told me they'd give me 100,000 dollars for every 1 million bells I give them. Pls donate to the charity, u even get a bonus of a 50$ Eshop card!"
"Ur hot, will u mary me?"
"I'm very cute in real life A lot of girl love me"
Today I picked a flea off Phoebe, while she sputtered about how embarrassed she was, Leonardo stood there clapping for me for having witnessed me catch it. I was amused...