I'm out here looking for things that might not even exist.
Seeking a Red Balloon dated after September 20, 2024 @ 3:07 PM EST. Probably nonexistent, but hey.
Alternatively, seeking a Yellow Balloon from March 2024 with a timestamp after March 25, 2024 @ 12:58 AM. Which would allow me to get a Red Balloon from last year's Fair with more freedom of timestamp.