help me marry satoshi suzuki

[Ananas Dragon]

i shall gather a team of expert filmers (i.e. my friends who can barely take a half-decent pic) to film every second of it

excellent

 

[Ravenkitty22]

Doing it for the turnips

 

[Plainbluetees]

What if this is a plot to take over the forum? I.e. you kill satoshi in his sleep and since you’re named in the will for being his spouse…

 

[xSuperMario64x]

o shoot another conspiracy perhaps?? what is this forum coming to??

 

[Ananas Dragon]

What if this is a plot to take over the forum? I.e. you kill satoshi in his sleep and since you’re named in the will for being his spouse…

blasphemy!!!! my love for satoshi is as pure as the palest turnips, bathed in moonlight and nightmares !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KittenNoir]

I was gonna say yes... But I see now there is a few fighting for his hand in marriage... what if he is already married????

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I was gonna say yes... But I see now there is a few fighting for his hand in marriage... what if he is already married????

gasp!!! then they were wed to the wrong person!!!!!! we must save @Satoshi Suzuki!!!! i am their one true love!!!!

 

[Ravenkitty22]

o shoot another conspiracy perhaps?? what is this forum coming to??

We love conspiracies

 

[amemome]

you have my blessing

 

[Beanz]

if i can’t have satoshi no one should

 

[Ananas Dragon]

if i can’t have satoshi then no one should

do NOT kill your turnips or lord satoshi!!!!!!

 

[Beanz]

do NOT kill your turnips or lord satoshi!!!!!!

as a self proclaimed satoshi simp, im doing what must be done satoshi is too pure for this world

 

[Plainbluetees]

If you voted no you aren’t invited to the wedding

 

[Ananas Dragon]

as a self proclaimed satoshi simp, im doing what must be done satoshi is too pure for this world

this is not what satoshi would want!!!!! you will RIP them away from the ever-growing turnip empire!!!

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I HAVE GIFTED SATOSHI ONLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TURNIP OF THEM ALL!!!

 

[Mimi Cheems]

LET'S GOOOOO MARRIAGE!!!