Hot pockets

[Reginald Fairfield]

I don't remember ever having a hot pocket. If you don't know what that is, it's like a meat pop-tart. I almost bought a pack, then the cashier told me he was traumatized as a kid when when his brother stuck a finger nail in one before giving it to him. Then he suggested the superior Totinos's Pizza Rolls. I haven't bothered buying either since.

 

[Aerith]

love yourself and eat anything else